Celeste

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I'm outgoing, forward and can be somewhat of an attention whore. I have a sense of humor that feeds off of wit and sarcasm, but it's all in good fun. I love to laugh. Making people laugh is key. I can, at times, have a crass and malapropos sense of humor, but I'm sensitive to those who don't (most of the time). I'm a tomboy, and I do swear (don't get me wrong), but I know when to be a lady (Gee, what's that?). I can find fun in anything, and I can make a cheesy song out of anything. I could find comic relief while being chained to a wall in a Taiwanese prison camp.
TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS, GEORGE
Name: Celeste
Birthday: September 25th
Birthplace: Hanford "The Obscurity of the Valley"
Current Location: Fresno "The Armpit of the Valley"
The Notebook or Fried Green Magnolias of Endearment: McAdams and Gosling.
Who is the HNIC, Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson: Morgan Freeman
House or Grey's Anatomy: GREY'S all the way.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right when I write -- left when I rock the hell out.
Mr. Pibb and Licorice: Crazy delicious.
Shot through the Heart: And you're to blame, darling. You give love a bad name.
Your Weakness: Sushi, Thai food, raw brownie batter, lemons, fried tofu
Your Fears: Uncontrollable diarrhea in a four-star restaurant, nervous flatulence while giving a speech, The Burger King mascot "The King", hemorrhoids and angry Swedish ghosts.
WWJD: Rid the world of Paris Hilton.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting to work without road raging on Freeway 17.
Do guilty feet have Rhythm: No.
Who puts Baby in the Corner: Nobody.
"Entrapment" Catherine Zeta-Jones OR "Chicago" Catherine Zeta-Jones: Entrapment for sure.
Why do Birds Suddenly Appear: Everytime you are near.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with my old work gang. (They've all moved away.)
J. Crew or Banana Republic: J. Crew all the way.
McDonalds or The BK Lounge: Let's see ... the creepy King or Pennywise the Nugget Peddler? Hmmm. NEITHER.
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a Bitch: What?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like Mr. T.
Lucky Charms or Grapenuts: Lucky Charms. You better recognize!
Black Mamba or Elektra: Sydney Bristow.
Do you Smoke: Oh GAWD, no. But I do enjoy a little smack on quiet Saturday afternoons.
Do you Swear, on the moon and the stars in the Sky: No.
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Sing in the Shower: Yes.
Do you Sing in the Crapper: Of course not! I yodel.
Target or Wal-Mart: Target.
Do you want to get It Started in Here: Yes.
Do you believe in Leprechauns: Yes. I want da gold.
Lindsay Lohan or eating a handful of Legos: Legos.
Do you think true love involves two C Batteries: No. But it sure as hell helps.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE thunderstorms. I also love the Thundercats. And I'm thunderstruck.
Do you play the Spoons: Yes.
In the Past Month, have you Danced a Jig: Just this morning, actually.
In the past month, have you wanted to put a lit cigarette out on someone's forehead: Yes. And I don't even smoke.
In the past month, have you been on Drugs: Be an original. Take a stand; you have a right to say NO. You have a ri-ee-ii-ee-iiiit to say NO. (That's an 80s PSA, by the way.)
In the past month, have you gone mad: Yes.
In the past month, have you wanted to slap the holy hell out of someone at Work: Yep.
In the past month, have you eaten something that looked like innards: Oh yeah.
What do you know about the Goonies: They never say 'die'.
Does Wolfman have Nards: Yes.
In the past month, have you taken it to the limit one more Time: Nope. Never.
Are you Ghost like Swayze: Yes.
Do the Whistles indeed go WOOOO: Yes.
Ever had Junk in the Trunk: YES.
Is it hard out there for a Pimp: Yes.
Disclosure or Basic Instinct: Gotta go with Disclosure.
Ever Danced with the Devil in the Pale Moon Light: Yep.
I said, does Marcellus Wallace LOOK Like a Bitch: What?
Fame or Breakin': Fame.
The New Accessory for Celebrities: Gucci clutches and adopted children from third-world countries.
STAND UP AND SHOUUUUUUUT ...
Favorite Actor Rumored to be Gay: Vin Diesel.
Wal-Mart or Impalement: Impalement.
High Colonic or Kidney Transplant: Kidney Transplant.
Lemon juice and Ajax Enema or Wal-Mart: Enema.
Are you approximately 76 percent psychic: I knew you'd ask that.
The Force or The Schwartz: The Schwartz.
Night of the Creeps or Slither: Night of the Creeps
Paris Hilton or Fish Loaf: Fish Loaf
Merlot or the Blood of the Kahlee: Kahlee, baby.
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of Tattoos that will be Sagging four inches Lower than where they are now in ten Years: 3
That's what I thought. Say 'what' again. /table