COPS CANT DANCE profile picture

COPS CANT DANCE

About Me

SEPTEMBER 07 Waynes livin in sweden now so no copz shit goin down for a while ( unless me or ant fancy learnin the words again..... we'll see! ) joe's got another band whats playin our first gig november 1st, at the fawcett, with social parasites, metropolitan police cervix, and more! we's called POPEYE AND BATMAN! Well good! july - gunna write some new songs, fuck yeah, just played first two gigs in a year with no practicises, alriiiight!. APRIL 4th, Happy muthafuckin birthday wayne!..............NEW MARCH 13th '07--- yeah thers gunna be a gig at the fawcett that ant's sortin, MONDAY APRIL 2ND its the dangerfields, social parasites, self inflicted and we'll be on first as COPS CANT KARAOKE alriiiiiight! me (joe) and ant are learnin the words for it, fuckin 'ell! ....................................GENIUS JUICE! GENIUS JUICE! GENIUS JUICE IT MAKES ME THINK! COBRA BEER! COBRA BEER! COBRA BEER IS WHAT WE DRINK!
old- with one thing and another probably gunna be pretty quiet til the summer, but if anyone reeeaaallly wants us to play or anythin..........we'll see***********************Waynes goin away for half a year, me and ants gunna be doin his shoutin in the meantime if we get the words wrote down before he goes innit, alriiiight! - joe. yeah we're gunna have a practice soon, write some new tunes, alright. well good.
.........dead sheep might be playin in a coupla weeks, just once though, yeah right, dead sheeps playin 7th dec at the fawcett. blaow! with moral dilemma, whole in the head and social parasites.
some flyers for your enjoyment..
hopefully hav some songs up at some point if we find the right technology...everything we've ever recorded is on tape! so if u wanna know what we sound like come to our gigs!!!
five down...
*22/05/06 Fawcett Inn, Portsmouth with Spitroast and Self Inflicted...
*06/07/06 Irish Club, Portsmouth with The Dangerfields, Numskull, You Me and the Atom Bomb and Social Parasites...
*19/07/06 Fawcett Inn, Portsmouth with You Me and the Atom Bomb and Biff Tannen ......sweet!
*21/07/07 Alma Arms, Portsmouth with Moral Dilemma and Social Parasites.
*23/07/07 Alma Arms, Portsmouth with The Usual Suspects, Cop On Fire, Metropolitan Police Cervix and Fuct Off.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 08/06/2006
Band Members: -anal wayne (vox/shouting)
-joseph - riff master
-badger - drums/riddims
-ant - bass!
Influences: crimpshrine, cigarettes and alcohol, biff tannen, operation ivy, makin fires, common rider, the pub, wisdom weed, the dead sheep skull flag wherever it went, edmund road, the fridge at threshers, harold terrace, jammin at the sett, the activator with the this bike is a pipe bomb stickers that got nicked then we stole it back, cider, a beat up astra, pasty's songs we still do, xbox gta and scarface, the woods, when we saw against me at the hobgoglin, pints of stella, takin the 81 rattler to gigs (rip), dead sheep and the genius juice
Sounds Like: a fucking shambles. in a good way.
Record Label: TDK 90minute tape

My Blog

LIVE VIDEO OF COPS CAN'T DANCE!!

Check out this video: Cops Can't Dance at the Alma!!
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:27:00 GMT

wayne's world tour!

word up mudda fucks me and asteemed associate makka are of round the world for 141 days. we fly to Guatemala on tues morn for sum jungle trekking in search of volcanic lakes and a maya city. Then we g...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:37:00 GMT