footie, music ect........... same as most 22 year olds!
I'd like to meet:
Any of the women presenters on sky sports news!
Music:
Richard Ashcroft, Bloc Party and many more but i really dont think you really care!
Movies:
shawshank redemption! again i bet you really could't give a monkey.
Television:
channel 903!!!!
Create your own 8 Ball
Books:
yeah right! nerds!
Heroes:
theres only one dean cox
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Im Chris John Piper
Birthday: Sept 4 1984 (a very good day to be alive)
Birthplace: (Royal) Tonbridge Wells
Current Location: In Mavs bed! alone!!!!!!!!
Eye Color: Blue like the sky
Hair Color: Dont really know, so green?
Height: 6,4" when im in my big shoes! (5,9" really)
Right Handed or Left Handed: I use the right but sometimes i venture to the left!
Your Heritage: ummmm? Dont know what that means? (im not a jew!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Not got up yet but will be puttin on my size 10's (thats right frog 10's)
Your Weakness: Heights and being hit by a big ship
Your Fears: Falling from a great height and getting shot in the face with a rubber band
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and pineapple (not the biggest fan of pizza, its just bread with stuff on it!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get this bloody degree and then go abroad to give myself a long long holiday
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dirty Jew!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shall i have a wank in mavs bed?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and girly eye lashes
Your Bedtime: When i fall asleep (im so funny!)
Your Most Missed Memory: Cant remember! (im on a bloody roll!!)
Pepsi or Coke: Can i have Cherry Coke?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Dont really like any! I would go to gregs for a prawn sandwich (yumyum)
Single or Group Dates: Single and would drive so i dont get to drunk!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Where did that question come from? (lipton, cos it sounds nice)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate! Though Vanilla has a place in everyones life
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, i bloody love coffee!!!
Do you Smoke: When very drunk or trying to look cool!!!
Do you Swear: Only to aid my limited vocabulary.
Do you Sing: It has been known after a few sherrys and the confidence is high.
Do you Shower Daily: Nope, but i bath normally twice a day! (you cant relax in a shower)
Have you Been in Love: Yes, it can be the best thing to be in but can also be the worst thing to! (That was deep! maybe i should write a book?)
Do you want to go to College: Yep, last year!
Do you want to get Married: Yes, to the most amazing girl in the whole world!! (with a great arse!)
Do you belive in yourself: Somedays yes, somedays not really.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope!
Do you think you are Attractive: I think i can hold my own in that department.
Are you a Health Freak: Im healthy but not a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Somedays yes, somedays no.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not really, my dog barks like mad!
Do you play an Instrument: yes the piano and keyboards, they are my pride and joy and work well on the ladies!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, though a lot less than i use to.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only a bit (sorry mum)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope (thats my story and im sticking with it!)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, still single!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Doyou mean s hopping? (i love to shop! im still a man though)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, what are they when there at home?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, i love raw fish (That is a sexual innuendo!!!)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, on the piano.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not really.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does a bath count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Dont think so?
Ever been Drunk: Yes, its not a problem any more. (AA meetings worked well)
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, been called a cunt though!
Ever been Beaten up: Yep, i have one of those faces i think!
Ever Shoplifted: Not really, just the odd sweet from Woolys
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, in a confy bed, very very happy! (aahh)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not sure, good question! Il have a little think.......
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand, hopefully be there next year!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Big brown eyes with long eye lashes
Favourite Hair Color: Blond, but not too blond!
Short or Long Hair: Longish, girls with short hair are dykes
Height: min 4,8" max 5,4"
Weight: Petit (thats small and cute)
Best Clothing Style: sexy, yet not slutty!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Is this about me or my ideal girl?
Number of CDs I own: I dont know, its all about the itunes now!
Number of Piercings: None!!
Number of Tattoos: One, its really nothing to write home about (maybe to cry about actually!!)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Apart from doing this survey, i would say im to proud to say anything (though really there are quite afew things!)
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Your IQ Is 95
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average
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