The Good, The Bad, And The Ash.

About Me

Don't come too close
You don't want to see my ghost
-My name is Ashton .
-I'm 19.
-Single.
-I heart Melbourne.
-My Parents are divorced/seperated...Who's aren't?
-I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters.
-I'm an aunty.
-I have a niece, she's a rat.
-I have my license.
-I'm really shy when i first meet someone, unless otherwise intoxicated
-I have a car, it rarely goes.
-I like to drink a lot of alcohol
-I'm a stinge, and I like getting free things.
- Vegemite is life in a jar.
-I'm in my 2nd year at University, who thought I would make it this far? Not me..
-I'm employed by coles.
-I work in the deli, the prawns hate me and bite alot.
-I'm proud to say I'm Australian.
-I have an intense fear of midgets, turkey's and giant squid, oh and a newy, thunder.
-I pretty much never cry in company.
-If you happen to catch me crying, take a photo, ellie would love to see it.
-When i get sunburnt, i tan.
-I love watching Disney movies.
-My hair is really curly.
-I'd like to travel.
-I enjoy laughing until i can't breathe.
-The Labyrinth is the ultimate movie.
-I drink heaps of water
-I'm fussy about food.
-Bring fish near me, and i'll vomit on you.
-I have two dogs, Jesse and Darla.
-I love waking up to an sms or missed call.
-I steal random items from night's out on the town.
-I crack my knuckles.
-I love the smell of petrol, cut grass and rain.
-I love intentionally driving in puddles.
-I speed, and often get caught.
-Sleep is one of my favourite things to do.
-I sing in the shower.
-Librarians intimidate me.
-I want to buy a pet snake.
-I like to make new friends.
-I'm addicted to Youtube.
-I have 6 piercings and 1 tattoo.
-I swear alot, i'm trying to swear less.
-I love randomness.
-I don't smoke....cigarettes.
-I have an unusual love for sport,
-I believe i have accomplished a fair amount.
-I delivered 7 babies.
-I have performed two vaginal examinations.
-I have probably seen more vaginaâ€™s and pairs of breasts then you, so i win.
-Nipples and elbows disgust me.
-You can either find me; In bed, at gym, uni/hospital or at a gig on the piss.

My Interests

LIKES
Laughing.
Pineapple
Summer.
Great music with even better lyrics
Friends.
Sarcasm
Breathing.
Music.
Drinking.
Pub Crawls.
Sleeping excessively.
Kicking things.
Cricket.
Shoes.
Having money.
Going to gigs.
BABIES!
Midnight trips to 7/11 for slurpees.
Buying large amounts of cds.
Rain.
Juice.
Baths.
DISLIKES
The fact that asians outnumber australians 3-1.
Politics.
Seafood.
Beetroot.
Arrogance.
Slang "lyke dis".
Mr.Ryan from Highschool.
Being let down.
Disrespectful people.
Essays.
Exams.
Mozzies.
Librarians.
Unemployment/employment.
Early mornings.
Nightmares.
Hot steering wheels.
Homeless people who eat from bins, get a fucking plate.
Coffee.
Sunburn.
Sickness.
The government.
Brothers.
Drought.
Sharks.
The people who banned the mexican wave.
Jealousy.
The fact that my DISLIKE list is longer. Ink me

I'd like to meet:

People with intelligence or at least a decent personality.

Music:

Jet
Little Birdy
Something for kate.
The Strokes
Operator Please
Modest Mouse
The Libertines♥
The Ramones
The Clash
Babyshambles♥
The Sex Pistols
Kisschasy
End of Fashion
Wolfmother♥
Faker
Klaxons♥
Xavier Rudd
Hard-Fi
The Kooks♥
Arctic monkeys♥
The Killers♥
The Streets
Flaming Lips
Razorlight
Anberlin
Eskimo Joe
Augie March
Shifter♥
Youth Group
The Grates
The Fratelli's♥
After the fall
Franz Ferdinand
Fall out boy
Muse♥
The Darkness
Cold War Kids♥
The Vines
Yellowcard
The Postal service
Death Cab For Cutie
AC/DC
Crowded House
INXS
Cold Chisel
The Fray
Snow Patrol♥
The Kinks
We are scientists♥
Head Automatica
The View♥
Peter, Bjorn & John♥
Kasabian♥
Larrikin Love
CSS
The Presets
Mystery Jets
Something with numbers
Oasis♥
Jamie T
Little Barrie
Wolf & Cub
Midnight Juggernauts
Underground Hero's
The Cops
Plain white T's
Lily Allen
Dirty Pretty Things
Blondie♥
Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Peaches
Kaiser Chiefs
Maximo Park
Paolo Nutini
Primal Scream
Hadouken!
Silverchair
Bloc Party
Say Anything

Movies:

My top 5:
The Labyrinth
Drop Dead Fred
Almost Famous
Fight Club
Donnie Darko

Television:

Scrubs
ER
Greys Anatomy
House
Prision Break(Addicted)
Futurama
Rove
Dirty Sanchez
Family Guy
Heroes
Saving Babies

Books:

I use to read alot, mainly Bryce Courtenay.

Heroes:

Anyone who has had to witness a death.

My Blog

Come on baby light my FIRE!

-sirens- Me: Fuck i hope the school burns down Ashley: haha yeah right Me: or, maybe it's a shooting. Ashley: FUCK! Don't say that. Me: I hope they shoot you first. We walk to the library and there is...
Posted by Ashh! on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST

Kaiser Chiefs

Despite a fucking horrid start to the night, and the added fact that i was attending this show alone, i had a bloody awesome time. I was conned by my brother, at 6.55pm to take hjim to his mates house...
Posted by Ashh! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

A new dress, a day off, and sausages...

I don't really have anything important to write about. I just have this urge to type, and haven't really blogged lately. I guess that's because at the moment my life is fair dull. Consists of no dinne...
Posted by Ashh! on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

I grew my own snot....

In our microbiology lab the other day, we stuck a swab down our throat, and up our nose, and also swabbed various other objects in order to incubate and grow the bacteria present. We were warned not t...
Posted by Ashh! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST

Venepuncture.

Today we did venepuncture and IV cannulation to a fake arm filled with red cordial as blood. ...
Posted by Ashh! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST

Bad day.

I was having an okay day. Until something fucking SHIT happened. Ask me if you're interested.
Posted by Ashh! on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

Exchange Update.

Was so anxious for my course coordinator to come back to uni so i could suss out this whole exchange business. She was the one who said i could go or not. She's this really sweet irish lady, except i ...
Posted by Ashh! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:29:00 PST

i did homework....

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Posted by Ashh! on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:44:00 PST

Look what the heat does!

3 days of extreme heat, and then storms leads to faggotry mugginess and....... A MASSIVE FUCKING HUNTSMAN....
Posted by Ashh! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:40:00 PST

I just don't know..

May seem weird, but while i was taking a cold shower (because it's stinking hot) i decided that after i finish this degree, i'm going to either do my grad year in hospital, or go back to uni and study...
Posted by Ashh! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:08:00 PST