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Jess

About Me

I have a deep, strong, and utter dislike for myspace... But, I'm doing this anyway. I make no commitment whatsoever to regular usage. (myspace is ugly... The eyes, they burn.)
That being said...
I'm brash, obnoxious, copious amounts of fun, probably smarter than you, and a hedonist of the finest order. Also... I say it like it is. Always. It is actually quite refreshing.
I smoke too much, and drink more... Or is that drink too much, and smoke more? I never can remember. Either way... I'm completely OK with it.
I'm a Stage Manager by nature, and Jane Q. Blue Polyester Pinstripe (read: Hotel Front Desk Clerk) by trade. Though, the present agenda includes Getting Jess a Show, Right The Fuck Now.
I am an atheist, a Virgo, a cynic, a nerd, a perfectionist, a fag hag, a feminist, a Democrat, a New Yorker, a bookworm, an existentialist, and a bitch.
I curse like a truck driver, have a distinct and passionate penchant for excess verbiage, abuse the ellipsis like it is my job, have no tolerance whatsoever for ignorance or stupidity, and don't really give a shit what anyone thinks... Pretty much ever.
Oh, and also... I win at life.