In the begining, god created the heaven and the earth and then he called light, he renamed the day to light and the night he called the dark. But the light was called day. Then, he took to to making stuff, like he made trees, the birds, bears. Too many bears. Shoulda dialed back on the bears. And so, he dialed back on the bears. And the bears ate what was left, cloaked in acid washed denim and steeply stones of rhine. Finally, the great creator clapped his mighty hands, and said stuff and then he reached his hat, and pulled out a squid, made of his own image. And that squid was me.
