Gigantopithecus profile picture

Gigantopithecus

About Me

"I have Peter Pan syndrome." Nick said flatly. "You mean you don't want to grow up?" Asked the psychiatrist with fake interest. "No, I love to wear tights and hang out with fairies." Nick said.My dream job is getting a sponsorship from Toaster Strudel to walk around in a giant strudel suit and handout toaster strudels and get people do to jackass things on TV in exchange for toaster strudels.I also want to wander into the desert and trip on Peyote for two years and be idolized as a prophet by the native peoples, only to come down eventually and realize what was going on.I want to be forever young. A dream that ended all too soon for Alphaville.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jack Box, someone who wishes to run away to El Salvador with me, and the man who invented the thesaurus, because if I ever wanted to say something eloquent I could just converse with him for ideas.

My Blog

For everyone who leaves for college or somewhere else while I’m in India

I just wanted to let all of you know how glad I am to have known each of you and I'm really sad that I didn't get to tell each of you taht in person before you left. Good luck with everything, and I h...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:50:00 GMT

My Most Heartfelt and Inexplicable Bias; The South

I hate the South. For one large reason. It's a party of every inbred, racist, drunk, rowdy, degenerate, dogmatic, single-minded, irrational, misled, toothless, lazy, mean, fat, son-of-a-bitch on the p...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Tom Clancy's Lazy Ass

Has anyone noticed that all of Tom Clancy's books are all the same. I mean, I've never read them, but there's a video game after each. And it's sorta the same plot. An elite group attempt to take down...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:00:00 GMT

Leprachuans-Gold?

ADD is a blessing as much a curse. Where do leprachauns get the gold that they hide in the pots at the end of the rainbow? Is the Hokey-pokey reallly what it's all about? Should I invest in using a ho...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:32:00 GMT

It was a bulletin, but I thought it was worthy of a blog.

Apparently Hershey's new market is heroin addicts. I spent my Halloween with my amigo's Real Blaine and Decoy Blaine. We spent an hour at Northtown trying to configure a plan. We went to Hasting...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 22:18:00 GMT

The Gloves Are Off

Well. my first scheduled Match has been decided. I shall fight Decoy Blaine, and his companion. My team will be me and Blaine. The stakes are; "Ownership of the opposing team for one year and a bag of...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:39:00 GMT

Open when hell freezes over

Note to self, obligations to when hell freezes over; Buy my 5 year old cousin a carlearn how to do a double back flipFly to Sweden and buy a deep fried mars bar (which Bri owes me)Conquer FranceDo my ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 21:20:00 GMT