new story by jack...Sam "Spayed" |
Our story begins in the city of ..San Francisco.., ....California..... Where the cable cars ride and the fog rolls off the ........North.... ....Beach......... Writers note: The coldest winter I ever ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:14:00 GMT |
Jack’s newest |
I mistakenly uttered a mild expletive at Nina's house last night. Jack looked at me and said, "If the world was an elementary school and God was the principal, you would get detention"
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:01:00 GMT |
Politics by Jack |
We were talking about world leaders and I said, "...What's his name? Putin?"
Jack replied, "well obviously we are not going to say that for sanitary reasons"
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:22:00 GMT |
Jacks newest story. OH MY GOD |
15 June, 1942 U.S.S. Hornet Discussion Room
Chapter 1: Discussion
General Herman: Now gentleman, I'm sure you don't all know why you've came here for this discussion, so I'll try to mak...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:23:00 GMT |
Deep Thoughts By Jack |
1. While on a long road trip Jack became retrospective and blurted out,
"You know what's weird? I'm a Vegas boy and I have never won a bet"
2. At the dinner table we were doing some math. Because I ha...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:22:00 GMT |
a new story begins.....once again NO editing by Mom |
GODZILLA .VS GIGAN
PROLOGUE
Many years ago, a strange creature was found on Planet X. A place where a rocket ship had taken an unwanted detour& But on the planet the astronauts found a creature so mys...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:29:00 GMT |
Jack’s wish for all of mankind |
After I made a pitiful attempt at a joke, Jack said:"The next time I see a shooting star I am going to wish for world with no puns".
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:04:00 GMT |
A Riddle by Jack |
IN THE NIGHT THEY ARE FOUND
WITHOUT BEING BROUGHT
IN THE DAY THEY ARE LOST
WITHOUT BEING STOLEN
THE ANSWER IS STARS....
.. ..
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:52:00 GMT |
New Story by Jack |
BATTALION WARS
MISSION 1-TRAINING
December 7, 1999 Western Frontier Base: New York:
(Door opens) (Gruff Voice) Now, Gentleman I'm sure you all know why you're here." "Uhhhhh& To pray t...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:29:00 GMT |
I am thinking he might be a screenwriter |
ok, so Jack started this story the other day. Try not to laugh at the second line by Officer one.
Jack did this whole thing by himself, created the file and saved it. I had nothing to do with spelling...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 23:18:00 GMT |
