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Harry Funbag

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.

About Me

Hi I am Harry Funbag… well that’s not my real name, it is just a “label” several teachers gave me in high school. Guess why?To get to know me, you will require FBI type sleuthing, as I am dark and mysterious. I am like a cross between Batman and Zorro, accept I think I look better in spandex and as opposed to fighting for societal good; I fight for my interests!My favorite TV show is the Simpson’s and my favorite Simpson is Homer. I think that anyone who does not like the Simpson’s should be led into a field and shot. I know that may seem a tad harsh to some, but I feel it would improve the intellectual fiber and overall quality of conversation on earth.I would like to live in a society where I could physically pummel people who listen to dance music, country western music and people who drive “Sport Bikes” or Honda Civic cars. This would also be a cleansing that would bring about greater good on earth. In my utopia, it would be legal to randomly attack and thrash upon these people. I am not asking that they disappear entirely from the planet, just that their physical suffering satisfy my aggressive nature.My hobbies are martial arts and walking my sweet little American Eskimo Puppy.I don’t want friends, as I am a bit of an elitist, so please pass me by, I probably wouldn’t like you anyway. To you I must hollar KICK ROCKS!!! This is my space & I make the rules.Best,Harry Funbag MyGen Profile Generator
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who can fly and Paris Hilton (not necessarily in that order).