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Dave

Holy crap we should do bagels sometime

About Me

We could all use a little bit of the Psychedelic Dragon every now and then.

I just bought a new computer. Here I am double-clicking away!

I'm trying to squeeze a little bit of my own juice right now:

My Interests

I would love to move to Hawaii, but I'll settle for the mountains. I love music and live shows. I enjoy college basketball and pro football. I want to travel all over. When I make my riches, you will find me somewhere on an island laughing at the rest of the world.

I'd like to meet:

Neko Case, Bridget the Midget, Kevin Smith, Weird Al, David Cross, Jim Gaffigan, Patton Oswalt, Todd Barry, Dave Attell, Corey Parks, Dana DeArmond (only because she has a pierced taint), Frank Warren

This is my theme song. It should be playing every time I enter the building:

Music:

Johnny Cash, Tom Petty, Neko Case, Traveling Wilburys, Dresden Dolls, The Porkers, Save Ferris, They Might Be Giants, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Weird Al, Roky Erickson, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, The Ramones, Tupac, Snoop & Dre, Yo Mama's Big Fat Booty Band, 2 Skinnee J's, DeVotchKa, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Dead Milkmen, DJ Assault, Erykah Badu, Lauryn Hill, Wu Tang Clan, Guns n Roses, Insane Clown Posse, Jim Croce, The Roots, Rusted Root, Wesley Willis

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Silence of the Lambs, Seven, Requiem For A Dream, Road Trip, UHF, Swingers, Clay Pigeons, Clerks 2

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Surreal Life, Mr. Show, Nightstand, Law and Order, Cold Case Files, Biography, Daily Show, Crossing Jordan

Books:

Silence of the Lambs, PostSecret, Red Meat, Why Do Men Have Nipples?, Bizarre Magazine

Heroes:


The Hoff

Bob Saget