1)Your mom (ahahaha j/k, or maybe not) 2)Whoever does your hair, because they should be arrested (I'm quite serious about this) 3)Shigeru Miyamoto (to tell him to rock on, dude) 4)Bush-Dislikers (hate is such a strong word, y'know?) 5)Somebody who can explain to me what the hell my friends are talking about right now (I heard BitTorrent and pr0n, and then sorta tuned it out) 6)An attractive girl at my school who doesn't dress like a franitz 6)Cheese.