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Sass the painter

Artists never grow up

About Me

I paint. Using acrylics at the moment. Been painting a lot of sheep lately. And some goats too. After that who knows, maybe badgers. I live in Auckland. I lived in Sydney for 10 years then I binned my stressful advertising career and moved back to my muse, beautiful Aotearoa for a life of paint, canvas and penury.I paint in a freezing garrett in Grey Lynn in between working part time. I've had 6 solo exhibitions in the past 3 years. My paintings have been selling so I'm happy with my decision to chuck the 9-5er (which was more like a 7-7er). Hoping I won't be on the bones of my arse forever being really poor kind of sucks.

My Interests

Art (well der!), films, ballet, music esp. reggae/dub, design, non fiction. I walk my dogs along Auckland's beautiful beaches so they can catch up with their dog friends. I wonder what they're saying to each other. I think they're planning to take over the world.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to buy my art (just kidding - actually..no I'm not). Other creative types - artists, musicans, writers, people with interesting opinions and others who have rejected conformity. Harmless geeks and people who say no to commercial radio. Jeff Buckley, so I can ask him why he went swimming in his jeans. People who alphabetise their music collections. Oh yeah and George Dubya so I can kick his arse!

Music:

Dub, reggae, jungle, reggaeton, afro latin and most variations on those genres. Guitar based rock and roll from jangly 60s pop eg. the Byrds, Kinks to the industrial metal of 90s eg. Ministry. Late 60s Mowtown. Early Bowie. Patti Smith, Johnny Cash, Hendrix. Probably my fave band of all time is Led Zeppelin but hate to commit to any one favourite tho admittedly they wore the tightest pants. NY and Brit punk bands of the late 70s. Have a soft spot for Irish soul of Van Morrison, Waterboys etc and confess to still knowing all the lyrics from the 70s Saturday Night Fever album. Any 20th century jazz that features Lionel Hampton or Gene Krupa on the drums. Gypsy guitar of Django Reinhardt and smoky jazz from Paris in the 50s. Verdi and Puccini arias, the ballets of Prokofiev and Tchaikovsky. Grew up in a classical and jazz household and played classical music till my mid-teens. Is it just me or is Snoop Dog kind of sexy? Currently listening to NZ pacific dub and soul e.g Black Seeds, Fly My Pretties fantastic Kiwi guitar bands like Dimmer, Mint Chicks, The Tutts, Shaft, The Veils and the legendary kiwi guitar bands of the late 70s and 80s, The Clean, Verlaines, The Gordons. Also liking Motocade, Voom, Reduction Agents, Bloc Party, Tapes n tapes, Collapsing Cities, Cansei de ser sexi, TV on the Radio, Guillemots, The Knife, Peter, Bjorn & John, Hot Chip, The Go Team, The Rogers Sisters, Clap your hands say Yeah and soooo much more.............

Movies:

Films by Martin Scorsese - esp his work from the 70s. Robert Altman, Coppola, Linklater, Dennis Hopper (Easy Rider), Jarmusch, Polanski, Mike Leigh, Ken Loach, Jane Campion. High Fidelity is one of my top 10. Also like Documentaries - check out 'Life in Debt' - a doco about how the World Bank and the IMF completely f**ked up Jamaica's economy.

Television:

The Daily Show, Extras, Arrested Development, South Park, Alt TV, BBC World, C4, Simpsons, Rove Live, Family Guy, Outrageous Fortune, Antiques Roadshow, Sopranos, History Channel, Arts Channel, Animal Planet, The League of Gentlemen, Little Britain, Black Books, The Green Wing, re-runs of Father Ted and The Vicar of Dibley, quality BBC drama .....er...that seems like rather a lot of telly doesn't it? I actually don't watch as much of it as that list might suggest. And I must be the only person on the planet who detests reality TV. If you're out there fellow Reality TV haters please get in touch.

Books:

Mostly non-fiction political and social commetary/opinion on the human condition. Noam Chomsky, Neil Postman, Camille Paglia, John Ralston Saul, Eric Schlosser et al. Art books and biographies - Catchafire, bio on Bob Marley and bios of other music legends. Historical reference such as 'London, the biography' by Peter Ackroyd and interesting historic subjects like Mark Kurlansky, 'Salt', 'Cod'. NZ Art news magazines and music mags. Hardly ever read fiction. Classics mostly, Dickens, Poe, Steinbeck etc and some poetry. I forced myself to read The Da Vinci Code which I found underwhelming and derivative i.e bloody boring and have resorted to non-fiction thereafter. Any good modern fiction recommendations are welcome.

Heroes:

Bob Marley, Harriet Beecher Stowe, my Grandma, animal welfare advocates, Robert Fisk, any American who has the guts to publicly criticise the Bush administration, Boudicca, Mozart, Maria Callas, Heironymous Bosch, H.R.Giger, Matthias Grunevald, Galilleo, Yves Tanguy and all the artists from the dada and surrealist movements, Sir David Attenborough, the Irish martyrs of the 20th century, the writers of The Simpsons, Koko the sign language gorilla, Socrates, Einstein, Da Vinci, Robert Plant & Jimmy Page, Robert Rauschenberg, Buddha, the early Polynesian navigators, African kids who bring up their siblings after their folks have died of Aids, Giorgio de Chirico, people who sheltered Jews in WW2, my folks....i could go on and on......

My Blog

Bad music

My Chemical Romance suck! Ok that's kind of obvious but tonight they suck more than usual cos for some reason the music TV channel has decided to stick it's head up the arse of MUSIC CORP and put em o...
Posted by Sass the painter on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST

MIA

MIA ok so I've been a bit slack with myspace recently. After all the hard work I did on my 2 recent exhibitions I just haven't been in the mood to sit at my computer.It's summer here in NZ, we lik...
Posted by Sass the painter on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST

Hooker spam

A scantily clad bimbo called Katyana who isn't my friend just emailed me and invited me to join a myspace virtual sex group.I feel so unique and special.
Posted by Sass the painter on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

post opening sthing what the! too pissed

sold some stuff, awesome, rapt, drunk and happily prancing around in my Morris dancing costumeas if you care anywayreally it's just sheep - it's not like I'm Angelina Jolie out there saving the world...
Posted by Sass the painter on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST

head above the parapet time

So I hung my Sheep paintings tonight. I spent all winter creating them. I spent lots of $ and made myself ill in the process & now they're all alone out there in the world looking for someone to love ...
Posted by Sass the painter on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:17:00 PST

Free to a good home

A particularly nasty dose of the flu. I have no futher use for it. Comes with wheezy raspy cough, bleeding eyeballs, shredded throat and an air of misery.Anyone interested in taking this flu of my han...
Posted by Sass the painter on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

Re: the previous blog on food colours

I shouldn't have brought it up (scuse the pun).Just talking about those food colours has now made feel like hurling.Bleacch! off to the bathroom i go...........
Posted by Sass the painter on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST

Could it be synaesthesia?

I sometimes experience nausea when I see certain food colour combinations together on the same plate.Especially with orange, purple and green foods. For example, I can't eat a salad that contains red ...
Posted by Sass the painter on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

Crikey! - Spokes-Stingray finally surfaces.

The leader of the oceans' stingrays, who wishes to be known only as Ray issued a press release this week after murdered and tail-less fellow stingrays were found washed up on the beaches of Queensland...
Posted by Sass the painter on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:22:00 PST

&*$.@! geese!

The location of my part time job is beautiful. My office is on a lake front, there are no car fumes, jack-hammers or the screams of refugee cab drivers in the throes of road rage with dreadlocked cycl...
Posted by Sass the painter on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:13:00 PST