I listen to HE IS LEGEND. I am a medley of obscurities. if that makes sense to you then you think like me. I hate loose socks and I am addicted to buying t shirts. I love to freestyle but hate rap music. I hate drama but seem to cause a good bit of it. I sit when I take a leak so I can read motorcycle magazines and its more relaxing. I am terrified of jellyfish. I love corned beef hash. I love new things but I hate change. I love tattoos but most of the ones i see are pretty gay. I swore I'd never build elevators and now I'm the third generation of Tom Nears to do it. I hate drugs but love the folks that do em. I like lame scary movies beacuse they dont give me nightmares. I have had the same nightmare twice a month since i was a kid about the wicked witch from oz kidnapping me. I've never seen the wizard of oz. Smoking cigarettes makes you only as cool as the people who smoke em. Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, I'll take 2 packs. haha. I hate hard alcohol but love all the same drinks you would see a gay guy drinking. I consider pj james to be my brother because we are always on the same page. Jon Nyce is the biggest little brother that a guy could ask for. Mike cam because we never need to apologize to each other. Me and Dred because we talk and sound like the same person. I love metal music but hate most of the kids that listen to it. Me and my father have a hard time workin together because we are exactly the same, yet we always get each others jokes and live for one liners. My brother Matt has killed terrorists and Im proud of it. My sister Katie has killed egos of arrogant guys with out even trying. My Dad has stared a guy to death. My dog has killed a ton of small creatures. My Mom has killed many a germ in kids mouth with her oral hygeine knowledge. I've killed a 10 by 10 from in-n-out on a few occasions.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy."
