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Warrior of Mighty Asator!

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About Me

  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)I believe in the Gods of the Aesir, though not as tangible deities. Instead, I believe in the symbols that they represent and the way they manifest in mankind. So I guess that would make me a Pagan. I love Viking culture and History as well as the Myths of those wonderfully innovative and influential people.I am related to Sir John Harrington, inventor of the first Flush chamber toilet called the water closet. I am related to Edward I A.K.A. Longshanks of England. I am related to William the Conqueror and the first Duke of Normandy: A Viking named Rollo. Therfore, Royal blood and the blood of bastards flows through my body. My ancestors subjigated Ireland, raped everyone on the European continent and brought you the toilet.Viking Liturgy: Lo there do I see my father. Lo there do I see my mother and my sister and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the hallowed halls of Valhalla, where the brave shall live forever!Personal Creed: There is no honor in flight, there is only honor in the fight. To fight is right. Live and fight with honor. Live by the sword, die by the sword. You cannot trust men, women, children. You cannot trust ties of blood. A sword you can trust. In it's steel lies true power. Therein lies destiny. Grab the sword by the hilt, feel it's power course through the veins. Grab the sword and stab destiny in its heart. Become a man, join the fight! Be the maker of your destiny! Believe in the Gods, and one day you will join them in Asgard. One day I will join them.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Leif Ericson, Harald Hadrada, William Wallace, Erik the Red, Sir John Harrington, Halfdan Ragnarsson and the "Great Heathan Army." Ivar the Boneless, Alfred the Great, Arthur, Svein of the White Horse, And If I could go back in time, I would kill Harald Godwinsson for thwarting Harald Hadrada's attempt to overthrow and conquer the English empire at Stamford Bridge. AMOM AMARTH are akin to Gods...Amon Amarth - Cry Of The Black Birds
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My Blog

Lord of the Night

When the sky clouds overand naught is left but despondency and rageWill you seek your destiny?How many more will be left in your wakeas you wreak havoc and destructionupon the unwilling and the weak?D...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Endeavors of religious fanatics fall on def ears here...

I was on my break today at work when I noticed someone catch my eye and slow his walking pace down. Here I was thinking, "Great, here it comes."Now let me just say that I had this reaction because, fo...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Norse/Viking Mythology...

Seriously, if you don't know what you are talking about, then shut the fuck up.  You give the Mythology a bad name.  Stop acting like you are cool by saying that you know about it when you a...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:28:00 GMT

Face off with Vigrid.

    The wind whistled through the boughs of the great pine trees, whipping snow in a white flurry around Jormundr's crouched body.  Frozen still behind the trunk of a great tree, h...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:31:00 GMT

Damn annoying.

You know what grinds my gears?  I'll tell you, but first I have to tell you that I am a "metal-head."  Metal is my favorite genre of music and, unless I am painting or drawing, is all that I...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 15:43:00 GMT

pooptarts galore....

blah.
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:36:00 GMT

The truth on Global Warming...in case you missed my bulletin.

....is not happening because of mankind's ignorance of the environment.  Give me a freakin' break.  All this hype with Al Gore and shit is a bunch of caca for all I care.  I'll tell you...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 23:55:00 GMT

The highly anticipated new blog

Alrighty people, shut up, sit down, and take a moment to read my newest blog.  It's written in the highly sarcastic and entertaining way that you have all come to love, and brought to you as only...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:44:00 GMT

California is the bathroom and the border...

is the pipe that leads to the shithole (Mexico), and due to the largely ignorant and apathetic population of this state, the actual turds from that shithole are backing up and overflowing into the ba...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 19:25:00 GMT

The power of I and I

I have decided that most people are moronic wastes of space, and should die instead of breathing in the same air that I am breathing.  Seriously, I don't see how some people live past the age of ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 23:13:00 GMT