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Jenny

Who wants to join my league? It's very exclusive, vile gunts not allowed. Yeah, gunts.

About Me

So I'm trying to make myself calm down this year and let myself be happy and a little more careless in some ways. I've been praised repeatedly (thanks guys) that I'm a good person because I have high standards and won't settle. My high standards make me feel impatient and exhausted at times, but I guess it's been worth it. I have good friends who see me for who I really am and appreciate even the crazy and abrasive things about me. I'm going to work a bit more on being a female, and let myself cry, giggle, and girl out a few times more than usual. I know that aspect of me bugs some of my friends. I need to be a little more tolerant of people with feelings, and not smirk or get annoyed when my girlfriends cry over guys and get ultra emotional. I also need to learn not to say "go ahead, hit me"."Showgirls" is loosely based on my life. If you need some enlightenment and want to get extremely mentally stimulated and challenged, check it out.I love: Funny sayings and inside jokes, tattoo needles, guitar players, wheelchairs, laughing in the car with Melissa so hard that I lose my breath and hold my hand up signaling her to stop, 5th Street San Diego, my dad's fantastic cooking, watching bad and crazy porn, embarrassing people in public, getting my hand kissed and my hair played with, when I have a full tank of fuel, reading books on how much shit we girls have to do to get guys to like us, the beach house at Balboa, strong kisses, Karaoke, Buttery Nipple shots and Jager and Red Bulls, sitting in the corner at Garfs dodging smoke and laughing with my favorite people, "King of Queens", that one gorgeous song by Van Morrison, Yorkshire piglets, seeing Wes' eyes light up when I stumble into O'Haras, making Brad laugh, cooking dinner for special people, taking naps - I love that I have the ability to fall asleep anywhere, as long as a light is on, and I love knowing that no matter what, I can come home upset and have my mom hug me hard, and know that she'll never tell anyone that I can be a pussy.I hate: Being alone in the dark, people in movie theatres, girls that think they own their boyfriends, people who fish for compliments, insecure people, people who cry to get attention, drunk people when I'm not drunk, when guys "accidentally" brush up against me, disposable conversation and dense questions, when I speak without thinking, when people don't follow through on what they say, when I get too mean and impatient, the fact that I'm so fucking anxious and stressed all the time, hospitals and doctors, when my brother just doesn't care. That I don't see my dad enough... speaking of my dad, I also hate that the world doesn't just automatically compensate and reward the people that deserve it for being so selfless and humble and utterly perfect. I hate hangovers, headaches, bills, stupid fights, loud girls, bad music and movies, bad people, when my clitoris goes numb. Never drink while wearing a hooded sweatshirt; you'll eventually start thinking someone's right behind you.

My Interests

Making money.

I'd like to meet:

Lesbians so love me. Now if only boys did.

Music:

I like Bob Marley, Sublime, IZ, and Dropkick Murphys a lot lately.

Movies:

Stand by Me, Toy Soldiers, The War, The United States of Leland, Night at the Roxbury, The Great Outdoors, The Blues Brothers, Gummo, Sandlot, Pretty Woman, Training Day, American Psycho, Halloween, To Wong Foo, Blue, Y tu Mama Tambien, all Johnny Depp movies, Crash, The Longest Yard, Dumb and Dumber, Friday, American History X, Swimming Pool, Dirty Dancing, Footloose.... I could go on, I love movies.And porn. The best guy in porn ever? The Drifter. Oh my god. He does a grand job of what he does, he's amazing.

Television:

I'm very much into the Reality TV wave. It's great to see real people go through their own drama. It's also a chance to judge people openly.

Books:

White Oleander. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn. Light in August. The Grapes of Wrath. The Hatchet. The Rain Bottle.

Heroes:

My beautiful mom.My humble and kind dad.And I miss these wonderful people: Cynthia, Corey, Sister Deper, Brad, Andre, Kim, Tiffany, Kurt

My Blog

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1. My roommate(s): nope 2. Never in my life have I: hated my dad3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: My brother 4. High School was: ...
Posted by Jenny on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:41:00 PST

I got tagged

I got tagged, damnit - you're next!To play this game, you post six weird habits/things about yourself and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 8 weird habits/things. In the end, you ...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:33:00 PST

I'm standing here, tapping my gd watch....

1. Are we friends?--->2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?--->3. Would you kiss me?--->6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you?--->8. Tell me one odd/intresting ...
Posted by Jenny on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST

Sweet!!

Some really fun and challenging grammar quiz. Take it if you like to think a little. Advanced You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 73% Expert! You have an extremely...
Posted by Jenny on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:20:00 PST

And the Winner is:

So I got this email today. Hot fucking damn. Just got done reading your profile and viewing your ad about your lack of sex. As I kept reading, I found myself completely intrigued. Let me describe som...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How will I ever decide? UPDATED

My, my, my... the incredible originality and thoughtfulness of these fine, eligible young (and old) men just make me thankful to be on Myspace. Aren't I the fucking most luckiest girl on Earth? Below ...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST