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About Me

My names Rob

Most people call me bobbert, for its bob and robert mixed together.

Some people call me the pirate, for obvious reasons.

The story of how i got Rob The Pirate is kind of a long story, and i dont enjoy sharing it, but if you ask ill most likely tell you.

Most people find me halarious.

The jokes i tell are made up on the spot. i dont go home and write my jokes out like normal comedians.

The stories i share are all true stories.

i love music, and am a big music junky.

I play the bass guitar.

I played in the band joels cookies.

my friends are also my family.

I dont appriciate E-thugs

i have three brothers. one actual brother and two of my best friends that i consider brothers.

i dont want to be famous or have lots of money in life.

ill be happy with having enough money to pay my bills and buy my family what they need, and to have a job i love.

i call all of my friends mothers mom and their fathers dad.

i enjoy extreme sports. IE airsoft, rock climbing, ect.

i drive a mini-van, and it owns what ever piece of crap you drive.

i plan on becoming a master recording engineer.

i like to travel and do it often.

if you want to know more contact me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

zach de la rocha. flea bob marley the mighty mighty bosstones charlie paulson les claypool travis barker. pretty amazing drummer.

My Blog

Havent insulted anyone in a while

Ok, So I havent written a blog in a while mainly because you guys just keep posting ones ive already done, or i've just been too lazy to do write anything. Either way I saw this one and knew I just ha...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:45:00 GMT

Rob T. Pirates Editorial Review.

Hey everyone!So for this blog, I thought id review this band I heard, and discovered are entered in a contest to be the opening band for a festival.By some grace of god and/or cheating they seem to be...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 15:30:00 GMT

I know My Alphabet............

LETTER A-- Are you available?: WTF is this? AIM? whats the next question, are you away?-- What is your age?: 18 bitch.-- What annoys you?: a lot of things/people.LETTER B-- Do you know anyone named Bi...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:14:00 GMT

Survey....... Pirate Style!

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?nuna......nuna motha fuckin business! 2. What body part do you hate?if i was a cripple, this would be THE best part to rant about how i cant use my legs o...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:06:00 GMT

wow... way to make every man in america look stupid.

Ok, so I was reading this one, and obviously thought it was good enough for me to insult. so here it is.Why do boys fall in love with girls??? Do I really need to explain that to everyone?(This ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:48:00 GMT

G/F Application... With a Few Pirate Twists!

Name: Birthday:Why do you want to be my girlfriend?:What are your hobbies?:Do you like to stay in shape?:Favorite music?:Favorite bands?:What turns you on?:Which side of the bed do you prefer?:Favorit...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:52:00 GMT

Pirates List of Annoyances In 2007

Hello Everyone,So its the new year, and ive already written a list of things that annoy me about the year 2007. Check it out.First off, this 300 pictures thing that myspace has going on. look everyone...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:27:00 GMT

A Pirates Life Update.....(updated 01/01/2007)

For those of you who have not yet heard/talked to me, my grandmother passed away this past week. Not to sound like an asshole who didnt care about her, but she was old, missed her husband, and didnt w...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 22:50:00 GMT

A Look Into The Life Of Rob The Pirate....

heres a survey that will give some good "about me" info.200: My name is: Rob T. Pirate. (the T stands for the)199: I was born in: a hospital. 198. I am: an actual Pirate.197. My eye color is: the colo...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:23:00 GMT

lets play a game......

Ok so the name of this game is called, "who's the most retarded person in saugus?"so APPERNTLY from what I'm told, some kid on Halloween wrote a bomb threat saying they were going to bring a bomb to S...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:05:00 GMT