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The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences

The hand strikes, and gives a flower.

About Me

I eat frozen pizzas like giant cookies, write for a magazine, go to school, play in indie bands, and dream about flying in an open cockpit WWI bi-plane.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/28/2005
Band Website: magicbook.org
Band Members: Just me, and gumption. Lots of gumption.
Influences: There are no hypnotic trances.
Sounds Like: woosh.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Bloggers Guilt

I looked at this today, and realized with frightening clarity that I haven't updated the ole' blog in well over two months.  Here's a quick rundown of some shit.   1 - Torn ACL 1 - Brand New...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:38:00 PST

keep this coupon (057992)

Hey folks, It has been real busy on this end.  I have real homework this semester, and some real studying to do, so I can get real good grades.  So far, it's been real.  Oh, the Specta...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

The one with a car chase and a 'splosion.

I hate when people say that they blog because they "haven't done it in awhile,"  so I'll spare that.  Here are some random thoughts that I don't have a place for. 1)  85% of what I...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

Children of Men...

may be as close to a perfect movie as you are ever going to see.  Go see it.    shanti shanti shanti!  
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

Lines that should have been included in the movie, "Batman Returns"

"Jesus Christ, Alfred.  I'm getting too old for this shit."   "She fucking cut me... yeah, right in the guts... that's what I said!"   "Ouchouchouchouchouchouch!"      ...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

It wasn't an ear infection making Peter limp, IT WAS A BRAIN TUMOUR

Wow nice subtlety, internet ad.  I don't even know what this was for, but for some reason that title made me crack up. I guess it's the fact that they make the second half in all caps.  It's...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

Race, Ethnicity, and Social Movements

The show went well last night.  Dave King liked us, and even though I pretend not to care about stuff like that, I totally care about stuff like that.  So there you are.   I think that...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

Housekeeping

I think I'm almost done writing a new song.  It's a great feeling, because I always get in this really desperate mode where I think I'll never have a new idea, and then one always pops up.  ...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

Blogged.

Sometimes you get nostalgic for people that you haven't seen in a long while.                Then you see them and go, "Oh yeah. THAT'S why."    ...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

a doorknob.

Taco John's has a sign outside it that says, "The Fresh Taste of West-Mex"    This sign is bullshit for a bunch of reasons, 1 ) What the fuck is "West Mex"?  I assume it stands for Wes...
Posted by The Jacoby School of Magic and Sciences on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:15:00 PST