DEREKâ„¢ profile picture

DEREKâ„¢

I hate your endless stare watching as I fuck your corpse...

About Me


My name is Derek. I love heavy metal, it is the release of anger and aggression within. Therefor it's the best thing to listen to. I don't care who wants to argue with me, you won't win. Slayer is my favorite band, they kick your ass. Pantera comes in close second, followed by Down. My hero is Phil Anselmo, he fuckin rules. I only add people I know in real life, no internet friend bullshit for me. FUCK OFF
MY SEXY WIFE
SOMMER TAYLOR
On August 14th 2007, I went to see Slayer, the greatest band of all time. Just before they came on stage, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen approached me. I've seen her at school thousands of times over the span of two years, and have always been attracted to her. I was so surprised to see her at my favorite band's concert, I couldn't believe it was real. After exchanging words I felt she wasn't really interested in me, but she was trying to be friendly none the less. Once Slayer started playing, the crowd exploded and I jumped into the pit, not knowing she was actually very interested in me and was worried that I would disappear forever. After I got my fill of the most brutal pit imaginable, I emerged amazingly to find that same beautiful girl. She then tells me she's lost her friends, and was all alone. I know it sucks being alone at a concert, especially Slayer with how brutal the crowd is, so I took her to the front and made sure she remained untouched. While Slayer played, it seemed like I was paying more attention to her hand on mine than the band. A few days later, on August 18th I spent the whole afternoon with her. Her name is Sommer Taylor, and I have seen her every day since. She is the best birthday present I've ever received, and she's the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me. We spend as much time together as possible and it just isn't enough. We can't get enough of each other, and we like it that way. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Plain and simple. Sommer is my best friend, she is straight forward and confident. And that's what I love most about her. She's got beautiful eyes and a killer smile. She also has the most perfect curves, ass, and legs I've ever seen! SCORE! We have so many things in common, and our thoughts match at all times. Most of our views on life are the same, which is very rare. I have never cared about ANYONE like this before, I love her. When she hurts, it hurts me. When she is down, I'm down just as far. I am not afraid to support her always, in ANY situation. If anyone hurts her, they WILL regret it. I will always be there for her, no matter what happens...
I LOVE YOU BABY!!
SO FUCKING MUCH!

My Interests

sommer, tattoos, piercings, music, guns, knives, explosives, american muscle cars, movies, video games, food, t.v.

I'd like to meet:

phil anselmo, tom araya, dimebag darell, kerry king, jeff hanneman, dave lombardo, vinnie paul, rex brown, zakk wylde, lane staley, mark hunter, andols herrick, rob arnold

Which rockstar are you like?

Dimebag Darrell.... You like to drink a lot, you are perverted, you like to play around with the opposite sex quite a bit and can be violent at times. You like it loud. Calm down with the barbarism, caveperson...

You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Music:

slayer, pantera, down, cannibal corpse, dying fetus, megadeth, machine head, chimaira, lamb of god, decapitated, alice in chains, white zombie, superjoint ritual, testament, exodus, sepultura, black label society, metallica, skid row, motley crue, motorhead, black sabbath, anthrax, offspring, norma jean, the haunted, mnemic, hatebreed

Movies:

die hard, star wars, pulp fiction, death race, pineapple express, superbad, 300, the terminator, gladiator, american history x, blues brothers, platoon, top gun, pirates of the carribean, the matrix, anger managment, ace ventura, super troopers, american pie, dude where's my car, we were soldiers, behind enemy lines, enemy at the gates, kill bill, lord of the rings, southpark, lord of war, tears of the sun, saving private ryan, bad boys, blackhawk down, forest gump, saw

Television:

family guy, king of the hill, south park, simpsons, futurama, aqua teen hunger force, that 70's show, korgoth of barbaria

Books:

fallen angels, marine sniper, the things they carried, executive power, memorial day, consent to kill

Heroes:

phil anselmo, tom araya, dimebag darell, kerry king, jeff hanneman, dave lombardo, vinnie paul, rex brown, zakk wylde, lane staley, mark hunter, andols herrick, rob arnold