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145 questions you've never answered before!
yeah yeah yeah we know the basics... interests?
what's your favorite machine at the gym?: any machine that can make me run....if u no wat i mean
who is your favorite artist (real art, not music)?: it dependz on wat mood im in
what's your favorite song to listen to while driving?: my pony .....cuz i like ponies
what is your favorite board game?: tap that pony
why are you going to school?: to learn more about sexual machinez that we can use in the future
describe your dream vacation?: long...and maybe some of this and that
do you like to cook?: maybe ...if paul wall likez girlz that cook for him
favorite kind of ?: the that can make u do sexual thingz
Your house
what color are your bed sheets?: blue as the sky and i get high too
what's on the walls of your bedroom?: paul wall ....thatz watz up
do you have pictures displayed in your house?: maybe ...maybe not it dependz on wat ur goin to give me if i give u the rite answer
do you have a pool?: yea ..i jump in the bath tube all the time
do you live by yourself or with your parents?: i live by myself only for now
what's your favorite kind of candle to burn?: shit fuck that bs im not white
how many pillows do you sleep with?: one cuz black ppl dont sleep with more than one pillow
how many windows are in your living room?: 1000000000000.....wat kind of shit is that
your time
what time do you go to sleep?: when i come from my date with usher at seven o' clock
do you have a job? if so, where?: yea i clean my house all the time
do you like it?: no cuz i dont get pay
what do you watch on tv?: hahaha sexual thingz
what's your favorite thing to do in your free time?: u dont wANT TO Know
do you watch law and order? if not, are you insane?: instane is my middle name and fuck that white show
what is your favorite thing to do with your friends?: friendz....we like to do a lot of thingz
how many books do you read in a week?: fuck that man
Food
what is your favorite restaurant?: pick and go
what's your favorite thing to eat there?: the thingz that i pick
do you like desserts?: yea ...bt it dependz on wat kind of shit it is
what's your favorite thing to drink?: blue motherfucker
what kind of ice cream do you like?: strawberry fucker
do you like to eat sherbet?: no i dont eat thingz that i cant spell
did you eat your vegetables when you were a kid?: shit.........
what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten and why did you eat it?: snake...cuz my family eat it all the time
Your Computer
what kind of computer do you have?: shit i just use the motherfucker....dont give a fuck of wat kind it is
why did you get that kind?: fuck that
what internet browser do you use?: the one ur mama use
What's in your bookmarks?: shit i aint tellin u
what website do you go to the most?: www.ydiduaskthatquestion.com
if you have firefox, do you utilize the tabs?: aint no fire on a fox..man wat has this world come to
do you have a blog? don't worry, I'm not gonna ask where it is: yea...itz in my ass and im still tryin to find it
how often do you check your email? and your myspace?: ......shit i aint tellin u
Hygiene
how often do you change your toothbrush?: fuck that ...y u buggin
how often do you brush your teeth?: hahahaha ....fuck that
what's in your shower?: ur in my shower and im callin the five-o rite now
do you use a bar of soap to wash your face?: nope ...bt i go to a bar though
what's sitting on your bathroom counter?: dont worry about it
do you put the toilet paper in the holder?: no cuz i dont even have a holder
do you use lotion?: yea..itz called gasoline
what kind is it and what does it smell like?: itz basically made out of gas ...so it smellz like gas too...wow aint that a bitch
how often do you brush your hair?: dont worry about it
how many hairbrushes do you own?: as many as i want
do you always wash your hands after going to the bathroom?: no cuz i dont like water
do you keep your dirty laundry in a hamper?: hahahahaha....maybe
how often do you wash your laundry?: man...fuck it
do you do your own laundry?: no ur mama does it for me all the time
Shopping
where do you buy socks?: walmart cuz thatz where i was born in
what's the most expensive thing you ever bought?: is the most cheapest thing
where did you buy it?: walmart ...duh om a walmart baby
where do you buy your groceries?: hhahaah ...sometimez i just buy i lot of junk food from family dollar store
what do you wear when you buy your groceries?: nothin...
where did you buy your furniture?: ask ashley she'll tell u where
who is your favorite person to go shopping with?: freddy my nigga
what was the last thing you bought?: sockz for me and my mama
Pictures! (my favorite thing!)
do you like to take pictures?: yea...especially when im gettin some
describe your favorite picture that you've taken?: hahah...ok itz simple when i was gettin some
do you own a camera?: if i can take picz that meanz i have a camera ..rite..common sense folk
what kind is it?: the one time use shit that all i can afford
who is your favorite photographer?: hahahaha..im let u figure that shit out
describe your favorite picture that someone else took?: hahaha..i already told u ..duh
what's your favorite thing to take pictures of?: my niggaz......
do you prefer film or digital?: film cuz u can watch it over and over again
do you know how to develop your own film?: hahahhaha....common sense
do you use photoshop or something like it?: yea sth like it
do you think I take too many pictures?: shawty we talkin about u now
if you could take a picture of anything in the world, what would it be?: uh......cant say rite now
Random questions I just made up
what's your favorite aisle in walmart?: the section for fuckerz...hahaha
if you could live anywhere in the world where would you live?: a place thatz full of pervertz and all kindz of criminalz
what's your favorite cereal?: lucky charm cuz i feel so lucky everytime i eat it and r u charmed about this?
what kind of shoes do you wear to work?: black onez that make u do krazy thingz...kind like when ur drunk
what's the meaning behind your screen name?: u still buggin man
what about your myspace name?: stop that man...go eat an apple
describe your house?: it has a door and a roof wat more do u need to no
what does the outside of your house look like?: i dont no cuz i dont go outside
have you ever taken a nap in a hammock?: yea ...when ppl thought i was crazy ...
Music
what's the last cd you bought?: forget it ...i dont remeber
do you download music?: music wat makez u think that i listern to music
do you have an mp3 player?: i dont even no wat that is
how many songs are on it?: in wat nigga
how many cds do you own?: y do u care...
what's the last music video you watched?: how do u no i watch music videoz
what's your favorite radio station?: how do u no i listern to the radio..man r u a ..
how often do you listen to music?: fuck that man
what's the last song you listened to?: 4get it
more random questions
do you wear makeup?: maybe ..maybe not ..u'll never no
what's your favorite letter?: letter...whoa..itz f cuz i ....u no all the time
when was the last time you sent someone a post card?: uh last yr
who was it to and what was on it?: it was for some nigga that was locked up ...fuck this i dont want to talk about it
Your friends
what makes your best friend so great?: wat kind of question is that....noo..uh ..cuz shez a slut thatz it
where was the last place you went with your friends?: whoa..me and my friendz we go to a lot of place to do a lot of thingz
do you spend more time with your friends than with your family?: u figure that shit out
how many close friends do you have?: itz more than u think
are you friends with the people you work with?: maybe ....it dependz on wheater they smoke weed or not
more random questions
what's your worst habit?: smokin
how many credit cards do you have?: fuck that ..
do you wear a watch?: yea..itz kind of depend on wat im doin...like if im....hahah ur not ready for that shit
what does it look like?: cant tell u
Your cell phone
what's it look like?
how often do you use it?: y do u want to no
do you ever forget it?: shit man stop it
do you carry it around in a holder?: holder....hahaha i dont have a holder...wat kind of person r u askin tha question
do you use text message a lot?: no fuck that shit
how many ringtones have you downloaded on it?: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it
do you set up special ringtones for different people?: yea ...bt u have 2 be real special though
who's the first person in your phonebook?: paul wall ...duh
and the last?: ur mama cuz i dont like that bitch and she need to stop callin me
how many people are in your phonebook?: hahah dont worry about that shit
do you play games on your phone?: yea....my favorite is who can ....better....ur mama or ur daddy
which ones?: the onez that make u crazy...if u no wat i mean
when was the last time you used your cell phone?: when i was tryin 2 get raped
do you give your number out?: yea only 2 strangerz and other criminalz
does your mom have your cell phone number?: maybe..maybe not
last questions
who do you talk to most online?: criminalz ...duh
would you rather email or write a letter?: i usually write a letter to all the fuckin criminalz that i talk to
how often do you get dressed up?: u sayz that i even get dressed up
tell me something that no one knows?: by day im just a normal girl and bt when itz midnite im a....wait a min yall aint ready for that
have you ever raced scooters at walmart?: yea i do a lot of thingz in walmart cuz thatz my store
did you know you can get kicked out for that?: reallly......wow
what superpower would you want to have for the rest of your life?: the power that power rangerz have
when was the last time you were sick?: wat?
who's your favorite comedian?: jim carey..cuz i like the way he carriez himself
how often do you fill out surveys?: never one as long as this one...shit i feel like killin somebody...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: zamzam
Birthday: june 14
Birthplace: somali...u no!
Current Location: a-town...u no!
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: currently blond
Height: 5 foot 8
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite headed
Your Heritage: y do u want 2 no....man u no my name thatz all u need 2 no
The Shoes You Wore Today: damn....man u buggin now...shit i aint tellin u
Your Weakness: hahaha....if i tell u..im goin to kill u..yup....so
Your Fears: big.........hahahaha
Your Perfect Pizza: man as long as it doesnt have pork in it....cuz somaian ppl r scared of that shit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hahahah...holla at my friendz daddy..cuz that nigga fine as hell
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck u ,fuck u and therez alwayz fuck u again...yup
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit i got to kick that weed man
Your Best Physical Feature: hahahahaha...cant tell u...
Your Bedtime: bedtime?......hahahah man shawty im not white
Your Most Missed Memory: memory....i have a bad memory thank u very much
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi....all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king...where i alwayz have it my way
Single or Group Dates: group datez? alrite i'll go with that for now
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: man i told u this shit b4...dont eat or drink....shit that i cant spell
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla...u no!
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino...i drink it everyday like a white person
Do you Smoke: yea i smoke weed and sometimez when pissed off i smoke rock
Do you Swear: hahaha maybe...maybe not
Do you Sing: yea...holla at me if u want me to sing u shit
Do you Shower Daily: hahaha.yea
Have you Been in Love: maybe....maybe not..oh shit i been in love with an animal b4..
Do you want to go to College: yea...
Do you want to get Married: yea..if paul wall wantz to marry me...yo paul if u c this holla at me baby
Do you belive in yourself: yea...i believe that i can fuck ur ass up...hahaha u no
Do you get Motion Sickness: yea...when im n motion.....if u no wat i mean
Do you think you are Attractive: in some wayz...bt n other im goin 2 let u tell me that
Are you a Health Freak: helllllllll naw...
Do you get along with your Parents: at timez ..yea...bt there r other timez when i just want 2 ...ahhhh
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea...im like it ....so watch out
Do you play an Instrument: yea..i play with ur dadz.......hahaha..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: past month? shit i drink alcohol all the time
In the past month have you Smoked: hahahahaha..yall funny....i told u b4 that i smoke ...man common sense
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yea...all kindz too
In the past month have you gone on a Date: maybe...maybe not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: naw fuck that bullshit...i dont do that gay shit....im a trapstar
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: dont eat eat wat i cant spelll....shit i told u that many timez
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea...all the time
In the past month have you been Dumped: naw...shit im a smart player...hahaha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea..all the time...with paul wall
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: shit thatz my daily life shawty
Ever been Drunk: yea...
Ever been called a Tease: hahahaha maybe
Ever been Beaten up: naw...u cant fuck with a krazy somalian beeyah
Ever Shoplifted: shit.....i told u many timez...hell yea
How do you want to Die: .....thatz not funny..dont ask me this fuckin question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: shit .....i grew up ....and i live like a j....hahaha u no
What country would you most like to Visit: not africa...hahaha....uh..maybe sweden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue....dark brown..shit man dont care about that fuckin shit as long as i get some thatz all that matterz
Favourite Hair Color: black would be fine...and again dont care
Short or Long Hair: short...fuckin shit
Height: taller than me i'll tell u that
Weight: man as long as the person is not overweight...den im cool
Best Clothing Style: shit man .....dress like a j...for all i care.....as long as i get wat i want
Number of Drugs I have taken: man therez so many...i cant keep track of that shit
Number of CDs I own: itz more den one thatz all u have 2 no
Number of Piercings: shit ....so many placez...bt i would have 2 say at least 8
Number of Tattoos: at least 8...shit...that fuckin shit hurted badly when i was gettin it too
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahaha so many ....and i cant keep track of that shit too
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