Isiah Thomas...
a man who goes by many names...most of which are just different pronunciations of "isiah"
To be honest he is most likely the most highly evolved, and classy person you will ever come in contact with..
he has exquisite taste in music, and can really hold his own on a dance floor.
It may seem like he is all fun and games, but in fact He does keep a very busy schedule...Yet amazingly he still finds time to talk to the little people
feel free to give him a call sometime (786 234 8422)
or for you Tech heads out there he can be found on AIM (Munkeyman32)
And i can Promise you you will never be bored while talking to this guy, and if youre lucky you just might learn a thing or two from him.
At this point you might be saying to yourself "this isiah guy seems pretty full of himself"
but i can assure you that i am quite modest when you take his my actual level of awesomeness into consideration.
but if you still find yourself to be a little skeptical just listen to some of these unbiased opinions of isiah from some of his friends and acquaintances...
When isiah's childhood chum Kyle was asked to Describe Isiah in 8 words or less, this is what he had to say "(No Comment)"..it is obvipus that he couldnt possibly describe Isiah when being limited to Eight words.
And take Isiah's hoe Aja..this is what she had to say "I don't know...I can't think under pressure! =(" yet another person rendered speechless...
but how about all of the people who actually managed to find some words to describe isiah..What do they have to say?
lets ask them :]
LUCYY(isiahs Best friend for LIFE...and BEYOND)- "A couple of words/phrases to describe Isiah - Black, Metro, Sexually active, Pyro, Penis enhancement, Party animal, Better than Jesus (only on Sundays), Lucyy's sex kitten, and much more. <3"
Matt- "um your black and play wow, and ur name is isiah, and your best friends is matt schilling"
ELAD!- "my name is isiah. im a very sexy white man, i have a very unique taste in life, i love lucyy <3, and i am married to an israeli boy who loved me very much"
(this made Isiah Laugh, Because Isiah Rarely types in first Person)
Cory- "Isiah is way cooler and sexier than ill ever be"*
(*not what cory actually said)
If reading about Isiah has sparked an interest, dont be afraid to just talk to him. I promise he wont bite...
Unless of course you want him to ;D
