madmike210

What it do, I am a hardcore gangsta rep'n da streets of SA Town's westside. If you haven’t heard of me yet, you will soon. My homies call me ‘Mad Mike’ (Cause my real name is mike, and I sometimes get mad), and the ladies call me Lil PP (Cause,…uh…nevermind).
I have been married to the same person, which is a female, for almost 10 years. I know, I know, that is a long time for a player like me to be with one person, but she makes good tortillas. My kids our unusually cute, so much so that I question if they’re really mine. But then again, what parent doesn’t think their children are cute. I mean really, there are some ugly looking kids running around out there, but I am sure their parents think they are the cutest thing.
Noelani & Devin
Anywayz, I am a 5' 6.50125", sometimes measured over 5' 8'' if I stuff my shoes with padding, “horizontally-challenged” Mexican that loves to eat foods that are high in carbohydrates and low nutritional value, also note that my liquid intake only consist of soda (preferably Dr. Pepper) and the liquid-substance in the center of Cadburry Eggs.
I enjoy long walks on white sandy beaches under a star filled night sky, salsa dancing, candle light dinners, and fine champagnes. Although I indulge myself in the life styles of high society, I had tough life growing up in the rough streets of San Antonio. It was hard trying to rep my hood in the gang riddled private school I attend for my high school years. However, I am the probably one of the greatest success stories of our time. With everything that was stacked against me, I still managed to graduate high school second out of a class of nine with a 2.18 gpa.
With the success I had in high school, I decided it was time to give back to my country and help defend freedom and democracy around the world. So, I joined the Armed Forces. It was a difficult decision, but I chose to enlist in the Navy over other branches, mainly because I real like the way I look in bell-bottoms.
I spent 9 years of my life in the Navy, and sadly I still don’t know how to swim or tie a square knot. But, now I am back in San Antonio bringing sexy back, and holding it down for the gangstas and thugs as a Software Engineer, living the American dream of:
- Having a family of four with the dog to go with it
- Making a middle-class income (which is high enough not to qualify for government aid programs, but low enough to make me wish that I did)
- Being robbed monthly buy a medical insurance company
- Owning an over-priced new home (but the sad reality is that I don’t own my home, the mortgage company owns my home, I am simply buying it from them with monthly payments over the course of 30 years in which the home will accrue interest over the 30 years resulting in me paying them over twice of what the house initially cost)
- Driving a minivan (yes, a minivan, and I wear a fanny pack too)
- Doing all the above while acting like I am perfectly content with not achieving my childhood dreams of becoming a cartoon artist or a video game designer
- But, realizing that I will spend the next 30+ years of my life working 40+ hours a week, while pretending that I am not afraid of getting old
When I am not working (which is rare) or dreading the fate of my destiny, I prefer to lie lifelessly on my couch in front of my T.V. and imagine I am under the sea surrounded by tiny little seahorses, or, I just play videogames to escape reality. Even though it may seem that I love my Wii more than my Xbox 360, the truth is I love them both the same. They are both unqiue and dear to me in their own special way. So, you can find me on Xbox live. My gamertag is madmike69 . FB4LIFE!