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F*CK YOU...!M F@MOU$!!!

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About Me

let's start out by stating the obvious. my name is jon, johnny, superman, whatever. most people would say i am your average everyday asshole. i am quite intelligent, but i choose to disregard it. smoking cigarettes is just one of those things i do, don't lecture me about it. alcohol is a favorite of mine, as are the trees,yadadimean??? being vague and misunderstood is just who i am. becoming an open minded person is difficult, but i strive to see everyone else's view, without clouding my own. religion is a very complicated subject to me, so i choose not to get too involved in it. because reality is all we have within life, those that know me know i have a HUGE imagination and sometimes think unrealisticically, but deal with it. i listen to mainly two types of music, hardcore rap and hardcore rock. music keeps me sane to the point where i can go on with my everyday life. a long story, i lived in a fucked up family for 12 years after being adopted when i was six. before that my life was even more fucked up, so don't ask unless you're really interested. i only love my three sisters, and my friends who are like family to me now. you know who you are. i keep most things to myself, unless i want you to know. i usually make sure all my bases are covered and that i have looked at every possible outcome within my head before i do anything.

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My Interests

-CORONA-CHRONIC-RACING/DRIFTING-HOT GIRLS-SEX IN PUBLIC PLACES-LOTS OF SEX-MUSIC-MOVIES-MORE SEX-FIGHTING-CIGARRETES-KNIVES-MILITARY WEAPONS-MORE SEX-TACO BELL-LEAN LIKE A CHOLO-PEOPLE THAT ARE COOL WITH THA BIZNESS, YADAMEAN???-MY BRABRASAND I GUESS MORE SEX...

I'd like to meet:

AND SHEPHERDS WE SHALL BE, FOR THEE MY LORD FOR THEE, POWER HATH DESCENDED FORTH FROM THY HANDS, OUR FEET MAY SWIFTLY CARRY OUT THY COMMANDS. SO WE SHALL FLOW A RIVER FORTH TO THEE, AND TEEMING WITH SOULS SHALL IT EVER BE. IN NOMENI PATRI ET FILI, SPIRITUS SANCTI.

Music:

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Movies:

-the boondock saints-superman returns-smallville-napolean dynamite-troy-phantom of the opera-coyote ugly-blue crush-hellboy-van helsing-scary movie 1-4-lord of the rings trilogy-x-men trilogy-spider-man trilogy-click-pirates of the carribean-king arthur-eurotrip-road trip-envy-sin city-fantastic four-girl next door-gladiator-braveheart-saw 1-3-grandma's boy-the hills have eyes-frailty-silent hill-the matrix trilogy-kung fu hustle-in hell-kung pow-batman begins-fantastic four-the hulk-the league of extraordinary gentlemen-the transporter-the transporter 2-romeo must die-kiss of the dragon-unleashed-the omen-see no evil-hostage-starship troopers-pulp fiction-havoc-equilibrium-catch me if you can-the condemned-300-mr. and mrs. smith-the descent-007-casino royale-hostel-

Television:

-fresh prince of bel-air-smallville-lucky louie-family guy-the simpsons-csi-spongebob-spider-man cartoons-x-men cartoons-the fairly oddparents-superman cartoons-what i like about you-my wife and kids-supernatural-that 70's show-scrubs-south park

Heroes:

Stacy Chrisitine Standridge...........the best sister in the world anyone could ask for, mad props and keep the change, ya filthy animal!...........Amber Jackie Standridge...........the other best sister in the world........you're crazy, but i still love you, because you're an ex-Coastie..........Danielle Nicole Standridge.............the best singer in the world, Miss Porterville, yep, that's my lil' sis so watch out.....Mike Standridge..........my crazy bro-we don't always get along, but he's hecka cool sometimes, Mr. Marine-hoo-rah!..........Michael Greenlea..........my best friend and brother in the whole world, we'll miss you, and your orange pants, haha big daddy horsenuts..............Jayson "Murdock" Gibson, my brother, my best friend, my gangster boondock saint brother, you are so freakin awesome@! i will always miss you and i will never forget you. we will always be best friends and brothers forever and will still be best friends when we're old and crusty and drinking beer on the front porch! yeah!................Brian Beitey........100% White Boy, you crazy jackass! where's my ipod?.....................Jordan Henslin.....Michael's sister.......my sister..... you look like Jean grey, cuz you have red hair, heck yes!.......Brandon Moore...... ilike your computer........i hate you...you took all my dvd's..............Marcus D. Fu**ing Robinson..... my nagger brother, let's go rob that taco truck, j/k.taryn boter-garcia, i freakin love you!!! you were one of the best friends i ever had! i miss you! bree and barbie, i freakin love you too! miss all the good times, the "high" times we always used to have! i'll never forget you too! tiffany henderson, you were always a great friend and always helped me with my problems, and always listened to me. thanks for all the good talks and good times we had. bianca rivera, thanks for letting us use your car over break! your freakin awesome! jorel martin, i miss you, bro, keep up with your poetry, and i will always remember the hard times we went through together, and all the help and advice you gave me. god bless you!you're all the best family and friends in the world anyone could ask for and more! some of you are gone, but i know we'll meet later on down the road of life!!!

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things you might want to know about me...

..>..>..>name: jonathan a. standridgenicknames: johnny, superman, skeet skeet(don't ask!)weight: 500 poundsheight: 5 feet 8 inchesbirthday: 12-27-1988birthplace: sacramento, californ-i-ee!!!!!!current...
Posted by F*CK YOU...!M F@MOU$!!! on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

Jayson 'Murdok' Gibson and job corps....

..> ..> ..> ..> okay, for those of you who don't know, i left granite hills high school when i was a sophomore and went to clearfield, utah. which is a really gay state. don't ever go to utah...
Posted by F*CK YOU...!M F@MOU$!!! on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST