hi im a 50 year old prostitute from bang-ledesh.. i like my location to match my profession.. boom boom!!
i'd like to meet this man, more commonly known as "cherry ripe man." it all began one evening as amy, emily and myself began the trecherous journey home from the melbourne show. once aboard the 11: something hurstbridge train at flinder st we discovered a man opposite us sleeping on the train. this seemed like a very silly thing to do, as it left him vunerable to the scum of the earth. we took advantage of this. using only wat was at our disposal, which at the time was many a show bag, we VIOLATEDDDDD cherry ripe man as we wished. within his mouth and pockets and on his head was placed crushed cherry ripe, hence the name, cherry ripe maannn!!!! a halo was placed on his head, many a chocolate was placed delicately on his face and bodilly area and a note was left, reading...MOIST LLAMA LOVES THE HURSTY LINE.. sweet dreamsor something to that effect anyywayy.anywhooo he woke up at watsy and spat the chocolate out and wulled the halo off his head and was all wttff.. and at greensy realized it was us and said before he left "you could hav woken me up earlier, i missed my stop." kldsajfsladfthe point to the story is i want to meet him, and emily does tooooo so if you hav any infomation contact us in a sensual fashion and u'll get a man named bill who'll direct you to a cheese shop while stroking a wet girtle lovingly in the shower...