My Future Wife, Rebecca Hall....
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.If Things Don't Work Out With Rebecca, There's Always Aubrey
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: joe cooper black the second
Birthday: none of your damn business
Birthplace: rhode island
Current Location: florida
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blue
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: i don't get it
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: i'm powerless without my head
Your Fears: the martians in mars attacks
Your Perfect Pizza: the loop thin crust cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i would like to invent the cell phone
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: overused phrase
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am i on the floor?
Your Best Physical Feature: the knuckle of my index finger on my left hand
Your Bedtime: 4 in the morn' if i'm lucky
Your Most Missed Memory: finding a refrigerator in a creek by a hotel in new york
Pepsi or Coke: surge
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: i'll let you know later when i have all the facts in front of me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: which one had the snow man that melted?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla... NO WAIT! chocolate... NO WAIT! vanilla. definitely vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: i prefer snorting a line of cocaine in the morning to wake me up
Do you Smoke: i'd have to check... but i don't feel like getting up right now
Do you Swear: every damn day. (that's from the mummy)
Do you Sing: of course i do. i'm joe fucking black
Do you Shower Daily: who the hell is daily and why would i shower them? they can do it their damn selves
Have you Been in Love: yup.
Do you want to go to College: define college...
Do you want to get Married: to you?
Do you belive in yourself: of course i do for the most part
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i try not to think
Are you a Health Freak: duh
Do you get along with your Parents: craig and sheila? they're pretty cool
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like the thunderbirds
Do you play an Instrument: i can play a drinking glass.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: why is Drank capitalized in the question?
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: in the past lifetime? nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i invented the mall so i have to check up on it
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: of course i haven't. that's retarded. and by retarded i mean it can do anything (that's from jesus is magic)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: like, infiniti times
In the past month have you been Dumped: can't get dumped if you... ah, fuck it. nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i don't like to submerge myself in water. and even i want me to put clothes on
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my store manager's thunder
Ever been Drunk: no. but one time my cousin walter jerked off in public (that's from mallrats)
Ever been called a Tease: by who?
Ever been Beaten up: and then called a tease?
Ever Shoplifted: nope.
How do you want to Die: typewriter explosion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rapper
What country would you most like to Visit: america
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brownish redish
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: in the fives
Weight: in the fives
Best Clothing Style: sun dresses
Number of Drugs I have taken: 10985682993005779873y02bkisjbd f
Number of CDs I own: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000012000000000
Number of Piercings: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000021000000000
Number of Tattoos: 00000000000000200000000000000000000000011000000000
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004
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Batman
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60%
Supergirl
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Robin
50%
Catwoman
40%
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35%
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I'm glad to know that i'm sixty percent wonder woman
