I am a liar, a cheat, an alcoholic, a loser, a deadbeat, a pervert, a coward, a plagerist, a non-believer and a fucking good laugh! Although, I do have some bad points too, I'm only human afterall!!
MySpace LayoutsMy mother screamed when she opened the door. "Son! Is that you, son?"
"I need some sleep."
"Your bedroom is always waiting."
I went to the bedroom, undressed and climbed into bed. I was awakened about 6 p.m. by my mother. "Your father is home."
I got up and began to dress. Dinner was on the table when I walked in.
My father was a big man, taller than I was with brown eyes: mine were green. His nose was too large and you couldn't help noticing his ears. His ears wanted to leap away from his head.
"Listen," he said, "if you stay here I am going to charge you room and board plus laundry. When you get a job, what you owe us will be subtracted from your salary until you are paid up."
We ate in silence.
