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stuart

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a liar, a cheat, an alcoholic, a loser, a deadbeat, a pervert, a coward, a plagerist, a non-believer and a fucking good laugh! Although, I do have some bad points too, I'm only human afterall!!
MySpace LayoutsMy mother screamed when she opened the door. "Son! Is that you, son?" "I need some sleep." "Your bedroom is always waiting." I went to the bedroom, undressed and climbed into bed. I was awakened about 6 p.m. by my mother. "Your father is home." I got up and began to dress. Dinner was on the table when I walked in. My father was a big man, taller than I was with brown eyes: mine were green. His nose was too large and you couldn't help noticing his ears. His ears wanted to leap away from his head. "Listen," he said, "if you stay here I am going to charge you room and board plus laundry. When you get a job, what you owe us will be subtracted from your salary until you are paid up." We ate in silence.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Charles Bukowski, Neil Young, Elliott Smith, Tony Benn...
Image code by MySpaceDirect.com ...and people into good music and hot chicks!

My Blog

Chipmonk Music!

Aren't mobile phones brilliant? (If your a ned) You can talk to friends loudly so that everyone on the bus can hear your drug deals, you can take pictures of your buckfast label collection, make fello...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 13:03:00 GMT

CAN YOU LICK YOUR OWN ELBOW?????

GO ON TRY IT BIATCH!!
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 14:49:00 GMT

Street Wars

http://streetwars.net/Check it out, coming to a town near you soon...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:52:00 GMT