Cheri Oteri, I think her and I are the right height for a 69!Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi, I was screwed out of meeting him by the D.A. from Modesto who put the hand cuff's on him 2 minutes before I was to meet him after a show.Carlin, because I think he knows some thing that the government doesn't want him to say.George Bush Sr. during world war 2 right after he was shot down and picked up by USN submarine, I could have kicked him in the balls really hard or throw him back into the ocean and saved the world from his Retard son who has an IQ of 87.Jimmy Hoffa & Ceasar Chavez in the late 1950'sRitchie Blackmore.The head of "HOMEBOY SECURITY" Samuel L. JacksonThe Easter Bunny-I've got questions about the chicken egg thing!Martin Sheen-I think he might know where the hookers are?My father before I was born so I could kick in the balls or tell him to do back door sex with my mom instead of front door sex the night I was conceived, it would have saved me a lot of anger over being put on this planet against my will!My biological father has 35+ bastard children according to public record in 1985 and he is still fucking young women and making the have more bastard kids!I will live to piss on my biological fathers grave!