They call me Ritz - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What it is. I'm fuckin J I rule at least that What Your mom and girlfriend said. I live in This Town in missouri Called Saint Joseph .. Its pretty lame here (wow I just used the word lame)I'm single at this momment life is better that way. I'm not normal I'm weird . I like having fun most of the time at my own expence If you get to know me you'll probably want to worship me ( I can't help it I'm the shit really I am) And women All want to date me... I said I rule I can't fucking help it Well if you want "drop me a line" I think thats how all the kool kidz say it. Well later Dill holes

My Interests

Music, cars, motorcycles,Fishing if its not hot or boring
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is scared shitless of you! Your fukkin evil mann!!!!!!! You eat puppys and poop out dead baby's your fukked up real fukked up How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the guy who invented string cheese YOU FREAKIN RULE MAN ,And cool people who don't piss me off

Music:

Nofx, Dropkick murpheys, Bracket, Old less then jake, reel big fish, The hippos,The Tossers,Jimmies Chicken shack, Flogging molly, The Lee Harvey Oswalds, Strungt out, Madcap,Old ataris, The bobby fuller four, nirvana, stp, Madball, social distorion, nkotb ,nsync,Justin Timberlake,Fergie,Two pack shaker,Bloodhound gang, Butthole surfers, Jimmys chicken shack, Primus, dvda,.. The greats Elvis,Jerry lee lewis,the four tops,David lee roth, Van halen(not van hagar),vanilla ice, Mc hammer, public enemy, buddy holly, waylon jennings, wilie nelson, hank wiliams, Johnny Cash , George jones , David allen coe, Foghat(what),rick james,Styx, steve perry, louie armstron ... really I like everything thats got a good beat

Movies:

I can't sit still long enough to watch a whole movie (unless i'm driving around), Kevin Smith films except jersey girl,porn, Nick Cage movies except WTC (i couldn't handle the mo-lest-ache)

Television:

cartoon network, law & order svu, court tv, msnbc, the god channel when that one crazy woman's on there with the fucked up hair, A-Team, renagade, GSN,Knight rider,Biker Bild off, Pinks, The dukes of hazzard,And I fucking hate walker texas ranger

Books:

I don't have time to read books No really I do I'm just too fuckin lazy.. maybe if theres pictures or a real good i mean real good topic

Heroes:

The Man Tom Ridgely ( don't even try to think you know who that is)My Parents/ Grand parents,Anyone that has watched the middle movie of a triogly with no plans of ever watching the other two ,herion for killing rock stars,Russ Mitchell, The back in the day moments of your life, One uppers you chodes rule.... and me I'm the shit

My Blog

What it is peeps im bored

Hello there its me J. I just wanted to bitch about a few things ... First off I fucking hate this time of year its not the whole holliday thing that pisses me off really its the bullshit weather i fu...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:10:00 PST

a fair a due(peace bitches)

Well the myspace world was fun but I have a life now so have fun everybody I'll probably keep it up but just for the hell of it ... so if you message me and don't get a reply just call me or somethin...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:51:00 PST

I gots a idea for a movie....... soundtrack

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:04:00 PST

This is harder then the S.A.T.s

..> Subject: 105 questions Body: 1O5 Questions People Wouldn't Ask . 1. Whens the last time you ran? A week ago it was like ten feet then i stopped to smoke 2. Do your jeans have...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:54:00 PST

this is me

..> Subject: Q and A for porn Body: 1. What was the last thing you ordered from Wendys? A large coke 2. When was the last time you got totally wasted? march 13th 1999 3....
Posted by They call me Ritz on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:55:00 PST

You people are douches (or is it douche apostrophie s)

WoW four hundred and two people have read my blogs..... I thought I was a loser Peace Whores...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

the funniest fucking survey

No really Walker Texas Ranger is really on right now FUCK YOU Hallmark Channel ok sorry This is by far the most fucked up suvey on myspace my friend ben made it ...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:07:00 PST

rock em sock em fucking bots

Wow 2 a.m. rolls around and shit all the fuckin bots and spammers fucking attack ..... COME GET SOME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

"Mooshoo rain i am a doo i am a die"

I just want to give a BIG FUCK YOU to metallica My thoughts on "Metallicock". Metallica althought I never really listened to them When I belive they were "in their prime" I like most ...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:16:00 PST

The Tattoo survey

..> Subject: tattoos Body: If you have at least one tattoo do the survey, if you don't then pass it on! 1. Have you ever cried during a tattoo? No 2. When did you g...
Posted by They call me Ritz on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:46:00 PST