I like watching movies and also collecting ghost stories................a pocketbook reader............................,
I love Fantasy" ACHTUNG ! Adrix may actually be a spider-human hybrid
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You're simple and quite dumb. You don't realize what is really going on around you and you're concerned with nothing but yourself. You like to think that you're deep and you're a lover, but in the end nothing really matters to you but your own happiness. You idolize people who don't deserve it and you entertain yourself with all the money your parents give you. Congratulations, you're spoiled and dumb.
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Pretty girl is
suffering, while he
confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll
figure out what his
intentions were about
That's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em
out of your headIt's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in loveShe's beautiful as usual
with bruises on her ego
and
Her killer instinct
tells her to beware of
evil men
And that's what you get
for falling again
You can never get 'em
out of your head
And that's what you get
for falling again
You can never get 'em
out of your headIt's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in loveIt's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
LovePretty girl, pretty girlPretty girl is
suffering, while he
confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll figure out
You can never get 'em
out of your headIt's the way
That he makes you cry
It's the way
That he in your mind
It's the way
That he makes you fall in loveIt's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
Love
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Movies:
SUSPENSE MOVIES........................n n
n What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You? n
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Television:
You're a Shy Kisser
You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it
And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well
You usually don't make the first move when it comes to making out
But you've got plenty of intensity in return
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may
kumbento? may asawa ka?
Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay! Tumatanggap
akong labada!
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GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!
BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala naman tayong ginagawang masama ah!
GF: Kaya nga! kung may plano ka, DALIAN MO NA!!
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Nun: I was raped... what shall i do?
Mother Superior: Hir, take this calamansi.
Nun: wil ds ease d pain?
Mother Superior: sipsipin mo! ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo , Bwiset!!!
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Nay? bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni ate?
Kasi anak dun namin siya ginawa ng itay mo...
Eh bakit si kuya, ANITO?
Ay, tumigil ka na nga Luneta at baka mapalo kita! tawagin mo na si kuya FX
mo!
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HONEYMOON:
Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I'm still a virgin
Husband: You mean ako ang una?
Wife: Yes, do it na
Husband: I did it na, kanina pa!!
Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala
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Ama: Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!
BF: May asawa na po ako!
Ama: Pano 'to?
BF: Areglo na
lang po... 2 M pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl
Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?
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Maid: Sir sinong mas yummy? si mam ba o ako?
Sir: Syempre naman ikaw day! bakit?
Maid: Naguguluhan lang po kasi ako eh... sabi kasi ng driver, eh mas yummy
daw talaga si mam!
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Wife: Dear, ano reglamo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa...
Wife: Wow! How sweet naman... eh! sa 50th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Susunduin na kita!
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BUS HINOLDAP!
Holdaper: re-reypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
Prosti: ako na lang po, maawa kayo sa iba..
Lola: Sinabi na ngang LAHAT eh! sasagot pa! gagang 'to!
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Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa elevator
Gorio: magkano ibabayad natin?
Andoy: tanga! inosente! bugok! stupid! bat ka magbabayad eh walapa tayong tiket!
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Pedro bumps a foreigner
Pedro: ay sori
Foreigner: sorry too
Pedro: sori 3
Foreigner:
what are you sorry for?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: i think you are sick!
Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven sunod!
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Pedro: Pare bakit malungkot ka?
Juan: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver, Gwapo, Bata, Macho!
Pedro: Nagseselos ka?
Juan: Nagtataka lang ako kasi wala kaming sasakyan!
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Anak: Itay, bibili ako ng bond paper
Itay: Anak, wag kang bobo ha? hindi "bond paper" ang tawag dun!
Anak: Ano po ba?
Itay: "Kokongban"
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Women are physically stronger than men...
Why?
Because women can carry two mountains at a time!
while men can carry only two eggs...
Take Note!
with the help of a bird pa!_____
Madre: Father, tell your seminarian not to urinate along the fence...
Father: Sister naman, maliit na bagay lang papansinin mo pa...
Madre: No Malalaki, Father.. Malalaki!____
Alam mo ba
kung bakit may sabaw ang balot?
Kung Ikaw kaya ang ikulong sa shell... saan ka ji-jingle?
Aber?
Saan??
Sumagot kaaaa!!!
SaaaAANNNNNNN ?!?!?!
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Farmer: lalaki na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na, "ano ang planomong itanim sa sakahan mo anak?"
Anak: flowers papa! lots of Bongacious Flowers!!
____
Ama: Hoy! Huwag kang babakla bakla ha?
Anak: Hindi po Itay, pupunta nga ako ng basketbolan eh!
Ama: Yan! Astig!
Anak: Inay? nakita mo yung POMPOMS ko?
Ina: Alin? yung pink?
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Misis: " Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinalaNiya ang limang anak namin."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Misis: " Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang
saIyo diyan!"_____
Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!
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Two nurses on duty...
Nurse 1: Hoy! Gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo!
Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpenko!!Shocked_____
Hari: Ano gusto mong parusa? ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet?
Pedro: Mas gugustuhin ko pong pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet.
Hari: Mga kawal! ilabas si Jolibee!
Books:
HORROR BOOKS AND POCKETBOOKS WILL DO.A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE
They kept on walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but his friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE
The friend, who had slapped and saved his best friend, asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone, why?"
The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where the winds of forgiveness can erase it away, but when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone, where no wind can ever erase it.
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BLESSINGS IN STONE.
Heroes:
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Genius
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
My Poem Of Life
I gave away all rights...
i gave away my childhood,
when i said i would join.
When i joined the military...
i lost all freedom.
Broken of a world with too many rules.
But i will never give in...
they cannot control me.
I won't give up on my real dream.
I might be a military dog...
but i ran away.
I am a new stray and they cant catch me.
I am not afraid to fight...
i will give all my heart and soul.
To keep my promise to my brother.
We left our home behind...
thought we had nothing left.
But we were wrong.
We have our friends...
Albert, and thought it did not seem true.
We also have hanna, joan , aileen and others.
Frm: No going back lay-outs
Woman, if you get your heart broken by a man, be strong enough to trust the hope of loving again. Go tell the world what you feel and the world will listen. Don't hate the man for what he has done to you, instead, feel sorry for him 'coz he's too weak to appreciate all the good that you have in you. However, remember that the good man is not a myth. All men love, but only the good ones will take a picture of you when you wake up in the morning, put it in a frame, hug you tight and say, " I never thought I deserved such goodness." (anonymous)
A true friend is someone special
Not many people possess
A true friend is warm and tender
And comforting in their caress.A true friend is always by your side
If only in your thoughts
A true friend is there for you willingly
And come free, they're never bought.A true friend is someone who listens
And hears what you have to say
A true friend is never judgemental
And stays with you come what may.A true friend will love you always
In them you can confide
A true friend will greet you lovingly
With opens arms so wide.A true friend you cherish dearly
Feeling grateful for their love
A true friend is very special
A blessing from above.