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Key Ho!

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

About Me

Blimey where do I begin? After a failed modelling career (apparently my hands were too fat...rude!) I could no longer model gloves or nail varnish so I turned my attention to comedy. As you can see from what I have written here I also failed miserably at that! So, my job in media sales seems a little more glamorous than it really is. Dinner with clients isnt as much fun as dinner with friends - but it does have some perks I guess. I actually really love my job (but that could be because I am working from home today with a minging hangover...) Seriously love live music. Play the guitar a little - although not as well as my partner who I adore and am very proud of!

My Interests

Bongo playing! It might be loud but its got rhythmn! Music, Muzac or moosic is what its all about. Like a bit of theatre occasionally, love to travel too.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is up for a laugh really. Anyone who is up for a dance really. Anyone who is up for a drink really. Anyone who is up for a gig really. Anyone who is up for an adventure really. Anyone who is up for something different really. Anyone who is up for a being honest really.Oh - and you must be called Brian....

Music:

Where do I start - right now its all about the Scissor Sisters cos I saw them last night for there Halloween gig at Brixton...although it might not be last night when you read this - so delete the last night bit once today has passed...Razorlight are awesome - Magic Numbers, Arctic Monkeys, Boy Least Likely to, Cerys Matthews, Catatonia, Jurassic 5, Katalyst, Missy Higgins, KT Tunstall, The Strokes, The Killers, Klaxons, Milburn, The Guillemots - bored yet - I am! many many more...

Movies:

Beautiful thing for its happy ending. Wolf Creek for putting the shits up me! If these walls could talk 2 for the education - oh and the tits!

Television:

I own one. Thanks very much for asking! Generally dont watch much - but always good to catch up on a reality re-run on a Sunday arvo! The L word is a must and I need to ask - does anyone have or know where I can get a copy of the Attachments series that was on Channel 4 about 8 years ago? Had David Walliams in it doing a straight part. Oh - and Loved up - a BBC film I think about the horrors of ecstasy with Ian Hart and Lena Headey....

Books:

Candy by Luke Collier.. We need to talk about Kevin by Lionel Shiver. Color Purple by Alice Walker and Allen Carrs How to quit smoking book!

Heroes:

Phil the Preacher at Oxford Circus or Piccadilly. Dont be a winner - be a sinner - or is it the other way around?