About Me
I live in Bergen, Norway but I come from a land down under...the big dry one. Bergen is very wet. I satisfy my creative needs by writing songs. (Check the band called Ophelia Hope in my friends for examples). During the day my job is to assess people's English language ability....sounds scary, but when I am not at work I don't give a shit how badly you speak or write, though I am known to be slightly pedantic at times. If we are to dwell on my personality, which is inevitable on such sites, I would say that I am like an April day in Bergen - if you don't like me, wait 5 minutes.And vice-versa perhaps.I dig incongruity. I am obsessed with juxtaposition. I would not say I am an entirely selfless person, but I think I have the interests of others at heart. I am blindly romantic, yet coldly pragmatic. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I......I think I am sounding rather pretentious now, but there's actually nothing to pretend. Narcissistic behaviour is fine as long as you don't imply that you love yourself.I have kind of developed a mini crush on myself but I doubt if it would ever go anywhere because I have built a wall to protect myself from people such as myself. And I think I am out of my own league anyway so I get a bit nervous in some of the frequent conversations I have with myself - not wanting to offend myself while at the same time trying to be cool and convivial, and impressing my own pants off.Nobody ever reads this far anyway so I can write what I want, like President Kennedy was a creamy bun with jam. You who have managed to read this far probably should be doing something better like exercising, giving blood or sorting through your old clothes to give to charity. How about some naughty words: fuckity fuck fuck fuck. By the way, I am instinctively sceptical of the myspace concept but i probably need it in order to satisfy my need for self-aggrandisement and navel gazing.I reckon there's a psychotherapist out there in need of a case study. Well...just click on "Add Friend", my friend, even though you can't actually see it in my contact table. (It is there by the way but I can't be arsed fixing the HTML code thingy). I am generally crap at keeping in contact but I am partial to a little suprise visit now and then.Have a lovely day and please be nice to one another, MrPauly x
