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John

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm in my 30's and I shot a president. But my greatest accomplishment in life has been maintaining my social status. People still talk about the crazy stuff I did. I enjoy plotting against the government with friends and planning various ways to carry out murder. I may sound dangerous, but around women, I'm rather gun shy. I also enjoy taking strolls around the river and acting. I'm a bit of a thespian.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who enjoys conspiring.