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Joe

About Me


Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 06/06/2006
Band Members: Farty McCrablice
Influences: The Beatles, Dan Akroyd, The Butthole Surfers, Freemasonry, Led Zepplin, The Government, The Beach Boys, Girls, the Gods, Flipper, MTV, The History Channel, School, the Hand of Fate, Nirvana, Back to the Future, Dinosaurs, Phil Spector, Joe Meek, Frank Zappa, Les Claypool, lucid dreaming, the Industrial Revolution, Computers, the Internet, the love of Beer, sleep deprivation,old school Nintento ( which ten year olds today don't even know existed), Quentin Tarantino, The Cohen Brothers, Pink Floyd, the Kinks, The Righteous Brothers, Ronnie Spector, Elvis, The Rolling Stones. . .
Sounds Like: Press play on one of these playlists to hear what I'm currently listening to. The third one is hilarious, and also dangerous.


Type of Label: Major

My Blog

These tests say I’m Hitler, and I’ll die in a nuclear blast that I will find very funny.

            My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test:        the Cutting Edge        ((61% dark, 4...
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Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:49:00 GMT

The Myspace Paradox

Myspace.  We sure have been through a lot together, haven't we?  It has been a long, weird ride my friend.  I can still remember the day I filled out the registration form for my very f...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:20:00 GMT

What Martial Art Are You?

What Martial Art Are You??NinjutsuYou are ninjutsu, you clever fox! You rely on a variety of different principles and techniques to get through the day. You are clever, versatile and often totally une...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Do you believe in Vampires?

You should.  There are real people out there who literally will suck the life right out of you if you let them.  The vampire myths have been handed down to us by our ancestors for a reason, ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:32:00 GMT

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man

I'm pretty nervous about the show tonight.  I did, however, find this great list of some of the greatest advice I've come across.  It's one man's obsevations on the way the world actually wo...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 14:30:00 GMT

One of the coolest music videos I've seen lately

It's been a long time since a music video has made me feel anything, other than an rge to watch or do something else.  I remember when I was knee-high to a chicken, used to be that a fella could ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:13:00 GMT

New reasons to hate

I can't stand Carlos Mencia.  For those of you who don't know, Mind of Mencia is a terrible show on Comedy Central that should never be watched by anyone.  After Dave Chappel went crazy, the...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:55:00 GMT

Deceptively deep myspace questions

Some of the questions myspace asks you can cut pretty deep.  For example, "Who I'd like to meet" can yield some pretty interesting, revealing answers.  Most people say they'd like to meet so...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:49:00 GMT

Things I wish I'd learned in school

I also thought this is funny, but I'm pretty sure it's fake.
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:45:00 GMT