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Tess

What do you do when all your enemies are friends?

About Me

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
I've never cared about anything as much as my dog, she is the greatest!
I hate, HATE, stupid people who say stupid things.
I can't stand being told what to do, or being told what I am incapable of doing. The fastest way to ensure I will do something, is to tell me that I can't. What the fuck would you know anyway?
Money is stupid and I hate it, yet I never seem to have enough.
White picket fences were originally designed to KEEP PEOPLE OUT! I NEVER want to live behind a white picket fence...
Normal is boring. Don't try and be like everyone else. IT IS BORING! You are B-O-R-I-N-G!
I am in a bad mood most of the time latley, but i still have a laugh...
Eggplant is the most hedious thing on the planet... Well, at least it's in the top 10.
Thats all I can think of... I'm really quite boring too...
This is for Cha Cha.*sighs*
Some words that might describe me
bad speller compulsive foolish spaz silly weirdo goose squichy smile dramatic know it all dog lover country girl goof
Things I Like...Cheese Movies Pets hanging with Gulz, usually gorging./option Books writing photography boys Silverchair! they will rise again. being right arguing country living cooking 80's Pop music karaoke my crazy, crazy family coffee, coffee, coffee all my friends, even those who shit me open fire, feather doona, couch... mmmm comedians playing soccer in the park
Things I dont Like...People who care about nothing having the flu skipping Cds not being capable of driving burnt toast running out of milk messy, filthy flatmates Not going on a road trip missing out on snowboarding Being wrong KFC boycott for animal rights nike, boycott for human rights. painting the ceiliing. bullies seeing my mum or sister cry

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Boring, i am so boring!

My lifes ambitions are;
Learn fire twirling Publish a novel Go to Africa Fly a helicopter get a pet sheep Go snowboarding before i die!!! Visit old growth forests in Tasmania Stop being a sook and get peircing Visit Cinta in Italy Learn to properly speak Italian not Just "my name is.." etc. design my own house Climb some mountains Travel farm piggies If theres time, find fame

I will one day own this car (Hopefully...)

One of my farm piggies... te he

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I'd like to meet:

I would really love to meet;

* Bryce Courtenay, for writing the first book I ever voluntarily read

* John Hughes, to thank him for hours of great viewing.

* Morgan Freeman, because he is Morgan Freeman - coolest guy ever!
Morgan Freeman say's "The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit.”

* Johnny Depp, can anyone be that talented and good looking? Surely he is some sort of robot! Surely!

* Oprah, just because.

* Jim Morrison, if he was still with us.

*Bruce Lee


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Music:



Pearl Jam
Nirvana
RHCP
Disturbed
Panic! at the disco
Presidents
Bush
Silverchair

Eminem
Kid Rock
Live
Lauren Hill
Everlast
Alice Cooper
The Doors

The White Stripes
Bloodhound Gang
Beastie Boys
John Bulter
Kneight Riduz (spelling??)
JLo = Love
Killing Heidi
No Doubt
Brassy
Alanis Morrisette
Buthole Surfers
George
Linkin Park
The Living End
Green Day
Placebo
Queen
Rage Against the Machine
Regurgitator
System
Adam and The Ants

Korn
Spiderbait
Lenny Kravitz
Arkarna
Cypress Hill
And so on and so forth...

Movies:

The Hurricane
Benny and Joon
Ice Age
Stigmata
Madigascar
American History X.
Hackers
Sleeping Beauty
The Lost Boys
The Bone collector
Empire Records. (The bestest everrrrr)

The Breakfast Club
St Elmos Fire
Moulin Rouge (even if my brother H-A-T-E-S it)
Interveiw with a Vampire
Edward Scissor Hands
Cry Baby
Gothika
Robots
The Banger Sisters
Heartbreakers
The Devils Own
Zoolander
Rumble in the bronx
Actually any Jackie Chan movie except the tuxedo
The Master
Romeo must die
The One
Dragonheart
Grease
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The mask of Zoro

The Cell (jLo Rocks!)


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28 Days
Pirates of te Carribian
Sleepy Hollow
The Fifth Element.
I could just keep going.

Television:

Everybody hates Chris.
Chris Rock may be the funniest man of our time.
Chris Rock Say's "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”
He has competition though including;
*Dave Hughes
*Chris Tucker
*Rene Hicks
Rene Hicks Says "I take a long hard look at my family tree and realise, Some branches need to be cut!"
*Wil Anderson
*Arj BArker
Follow the link to arj's Myspace via friends list, and listen to the koala song, funny stuff.
*Chirs Wood
Other TV Shows include;
Days of Our Lives. HAHAHAHAHA!
No, if i could marry any fictional character, it would be Alan Shaw from Boston Legal. If I am in a couching mood, (which is not really unusual) i will watchBoston Legal MASH Supernatural Medium Big Brother Punked The News Grey's Anatomy House The Midday Movie.

Books:

Power of One(Anything by Bryce)
Have to mention Tommo and Hawk though...
The things They Carried
The Bride Stripped Bear
Les Miserables
Harry Potter(All)
The Diary of Adam
Blockade
The Acid House
99 franc
Wonderland Avenue

Wild Swans
Cross my heart
The Scarlet Letter
The Picture of Dorian Grey
Eragon
The Beach

Heroes:

hmmmm..... My mum. Yes, say it. Awwww!

Ziyi Zhang too, doin it for the gals.

I am adopting a pet too, everyone else seems to have a virtual pet, i want one 2. Meet hamish the hamster, Play nice!

adopt your own virtual pet!

This is for Gulz, much pirate love.


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My Blog

The blog of, um... Doom?

This is for my girls who need some cheering up. Join the Ice Cream Revolution It has recently come to my attention that 99.95% of the male population are in fact, a bunch of complete fucking WANKERS!...
Posted by Tess on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:23:00 PST

A long one...

I haven't blogged in a while, (or emailed/messaged/called/sent telegram etc. I know, I get it, I'm sorry) namely because I have been having just too much fun. PWA HA HA! (not strictly true) Sorry I've...
Posted by Tess on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:36:00 PST

EVERYONE SUCKS

I work in a bowling alley/bar now and I've learned that everyone sucks. Really, if I have to deal with one more tighhtass wanker and I might snap and clinmb the clock tower 1)If you are going bowling ...
Posted by Tess on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST

Exposé le Gunther.

I hate everybody at the moment. (Except of course, for the one or two people could never hate!) I am seriously deprived of sleep and nutrition. It is not cool. Lifting my arms to the keyboard is requi...
Posted by Tess on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:09:00 PST

Cabaret Night of sorts.

Ok, I said I would blog about the Deakin Queer Social clubs Uni Ball, but I have a small problem in that, I didnt actually end up GOING! You see, I wanted to go, I intended to go, I even brought a hat...
Posted by Tess on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:22:00 PST

*Purrs*

Watch this spot! For tonight, Gulz, Sharon and I are attending the annual Deakin University Queer Ball, the theme?? (cos its all about the theme) Cabaret LeStrange A night of sexy Burlesque and Cabar...
Posted by Tess on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:14:00 PST

psycho, psycho, PSYCHO!

What a week Ive had, lordy lord, what a week. It began with my brother finally returning to Victoria after being away in Navy land for 6 months. After teaming up with my friend Sharon and my cousin Kr...
Posted by Tess on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:18:00 PST

Best week this year!

I am back home again now, but have had this best week this year. I am quite tired, but will definatley have to write a very long story about it tomorrow so that all my loyal readers (HAHAHA) can ...
Posted by Tess on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:34:00 PST

PANIC!

GUESS WHATTTTTTT!! (Gulz wants me to say mofos somewhere in this blog yo!) Anyways, Gulz says hi, and WE ARE GOING TO SEE PANIC!!! PANIC! AT THE DISCO for us, us 4 PANIC! La la la la.!   Panic! ...
Posted by Tess on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:00:00 PST

I hope this makes sense, it is still early morning.

Life is not fantastic, it is ok, but it is not by any means, fantastic. The AMAZING road trip I had planned has to be vamoosed (How do you spell that??) because classes start a week earlier that...
Posted by Tess on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:56:00 PST