Tyler

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hey everyone, I'm 23 and loving life! I live in Brooklyn and am pursuing a career in acting, reflexology with a low self esteem basis, and pepsi landscaping. It's really tough but I'm able to support myself through degrading bestiality films which I produce and star in... who knew it would be so painful to be sodomized by a bison....... not me!!! Anyways, drop me a line!

My Interests

Eating, having sex, drinking, watching tv, commercials that imply Michael Jordan and Kevin Bacon are in a relationship, Hot-air balloons that give me sound advice (thanks joshua balloon # 8 for showing me beauty is fabric deep....... giggle)

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Dinosaur (he doesn't exist..........yet!)

Books:

Jamey and the train of cola babies (Try and put this down!)

Heroes:

Judge Alex

My Blog

Jerry Falwell is dead!

I'm not one to revel in someones death, but actually lets face it, I am. Falwell was one of the ugliest, fattest, human beings ever to disgrace this earth. Ugliness and fatness are perfectly fine, int...
Posted by Tyler on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:30:00 PST

Wishes

I told my self I'd never blog but I'm feeling so many things inside right now I have to relieve some tension....whoa...here goes. I've been having this wierd fantasy about re-animating Thomas Edison's...
Posted by Tyler on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:00:00 PST