Sex: Physically? I am a retard.
Age: Infinity.
Weight: 111 lbs of pure triple patty Big Mac!
Height: Almost considered a midget. ___
20 years old and Im still alive!
I am totally goofy, spontaneous, very animated, weird, and demented. You don't even know how cool I am.. One time I took a drug test and it tested positive... FOR AWESOME!
I am hyper, energized, and ridiculous amounts of fun (Like your mom!). I am ready and excited to try anything. I like to get out and do things to keep myself busy and have a good time. Things such as; Olympic double headed dildo slapping competitions, riding my bicycle, hiking, climbing waterfalls, jumping on trampolines, riding my motorcycle, doing back flips off of bears/lions, watching Youtube videos, eating candy, working out, laughing, watching stand up comedy, making lists, making music, driving, and being just down right retarded. Lets get goofy!
I love it when people stare in awe at the ridiculousness that is myself. I am crude, vulgar, silly, and dorky. I am not mean at all, just really offensive! Yet I am still Mother-Appoved.
I have been cursed with the habit of pushing peoples buttons. When I see a big red shiny button I pounce on it like a homeless man on a dollar. I do this for humor; not to be heartless. Stop being such a puss and have some fun why don't you! I love to make people uncomfortable and squirm. I guess you could say I am slightly masochistic. Although I would never intentionally hurt someone. If my jokes ever hurt anyone I would throw up apologies like pizza on a night where I had WAY too much to drink.
I have a very sensitive/mature side despite my childishness. My emotions run a lot deeper then a lot of people will ever see, know, or hear.
I am a very nurturing type of person and care about the well-being of others. I care so much for people and like to listen to what they have to say.. I'm the type of person that would get up at 3 in the morning to come pick your sorry ass up from the middle of no where cause your car broke down. <3
I am a dreamer, open-minded, and creative. I have several interests and hobbies making me overwhelmed with constant ideas that i have no clue what to do with. It confuzzles me quite a bit. Things I would like to accomplish in life; have a modeling career, professional photography, learn to cook and bake, poop on someones door step, have a little success with my music, learn how to dance, create my own clothing design, and maybe shoot a bottle rocket out of my face!