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About Me

My name's Fonzie! (Or as my mother like's to yell at me." Oye tu mierda"!) I don't have anything that's interesting to say about me. Just that i'm an almost normal guy (lol)from Jersey out of all place. What is there to say, i mean this in no way is, going to get people to know me better not even just alittle at all. How do you know that i'm not lieing, to who ever is reading this shit! I could say i'm a built, hot and sexy motherfucker. With a big horse dick and balls with no brain at all. Or i could say i'm not hot or sexy. I could just be some fat, ugly fucker. With no teeth or hair. Think about that?, but the truth is. I am hot and sexy, but also, i'm a fat fucker. With no hair (by choice) but i do have teeth and a semi big dick=D!So that's some of me. The other half, which is alot more. You'll just going to have to. Figure out the rest yourself:o!But if you want to know more about me (Who doesn't?) Then read my Survey bitches, it's classy!!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alfonso's my goverment, but people now me as Fonzie! Or "Hey you"! Or as my mother like to call me or yell out. Mierda!
Birthday: 4-8-1984
Birthplace: Lima, Peru! Out of all the place!
Current Location: Paterson, New Jersey!
Eye Color: Brown or Black! Take a look for yourself!
Hair Color: When i had hair! It was to be black and cruly and hot. People use to hate!
Height: I'm fat! So i weight alot. So when you weight alot. You do really remember, because it a big ass number!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right! No Left! No Right! Right?
Your Heritage: My Mother's Peruvian and my father's Black!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some old ass Converse Weapon from back in the day. That i wear around the house!
Your Weakness: I'm fat and always hungry! So it food! Oh yeah! Cookies too!
Your Fears: No such thing!
Your Perfect Pizza: What do you think?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To achieve them!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Classy!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta pee!
Your Best Physical Feature: HaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!You funny!!!!!
Your Bedtime: What bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: With Lourdes and Angie!
Pepsi or Coke: Neither! I hate Coke! It all about Gatorade Bitch!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Why can't i have both?
Single or Group Dates: Group if it turn shitty! Single if you going to fuck later!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither! Gatorade! Damn!!!`
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cookies and Cream baby!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Get it right Gatorade or nothing!
Do you Smoke: Yeah!
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah!
Do you Sing: In the shower or in my head!
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah! I don't like to stink!
Have you Been in Love: No!
Do you want to go to College: If i even finish, get my GED!
Do you want to get Married: Hell no! Not now, not today, and not ever!!!!!!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes like once in a blue moon!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not that i remember!
Do you think you are Attractive: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you a Health Freak: Your fucking funny!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah when she not scream at me for something. Or asking for money!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you like Hurricane's? What kind of an question is that?
Do you play an Instrument: Does the remote control count!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah! in the past week!
In the past month have you Smoked: This month and the month before and the month before that.ETC
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I dont' remember and if i did. I wouldn't tell you!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: They don't call them dates anymore!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah! Every other day!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell the fuck yeah!!!!!!!! Right now as we speak!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Pussy or Fish?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in my head!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah! with a this fat flying around!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: =O
Ever been Drunk: Yeah!
Ever been called a Tease: Everyday of my life!
Ever been Beaten up: Does my mother count?
Ever Shoplifted: =)
How do you want to Die: Happy! and Complet!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful!
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere but here!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green, or blue. Does really matter, i don't really care!
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or black!
Short or Long Hair: Long hair!
Height: Alittle shot then me!
Weight: No my weight, that for sure!
Best Clothing Style: Classy!
Number of Drugs I have taken: To many!
Number of CDs I own: To many to count man!
Number of Piercings: Three for now!
Number of Tattoos: None! but you wait!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 100000000000000000000000000000000!
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My Interests

My interests aren't all that interesting. There just regular shit like i read alot(So that me smart and boring!)I watch movie(Who doesn't)I paint, but i don't think i'm good! Just normal shit, i go out chilli, i listen to music, i do shit( i also take a shit). I have intersets and i have alot, but it to much. To fit into one little ass box! Oh! sleep is good too!

I'd like to meet:

Who i like to meet, there's like a whole bunch of people i like to meet. You know! you have the people or should i say women. I would want to meet(or fuck whatever come first!) like Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson and the number one my list Angelina Jolie(God bless her!)Then you got the people you are fascinated with, that your interestes in knowing more about like Frida Kahlo, Jackson Pollock, Andy Warhol, Jean Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali (If you don't know who this people are. Then you just suck dick!)Then there's people who, you like to say "What's up"! to like there's God and his peoples, music artist. Like your Bjork, JayZ, M.I.A etc. Then there's people when you see them, your like "What the fuck are you thinking"!!!!!!! Well there's only one person and that would be George fucking Bush!!!

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Music:

Music is the great shit, anyone's ever made(That shit sounded gay but it's true!)I listen to lot's of stuff. One day i could be listen to Jayz, M.I.A, Kanye West and Common. The next's day i could be Alicia Keys, Shakira and Bjork. Then next's Regina Spektor, Modest Mouse, Radiohead,and Coldplay! See i told you! basically anything with a good beat and a good lyric. I'll listen to it. Music should always be in your head,it makes the days go faster!

Movies:

A good movie should never be repeated twice. Now a days they make the same shit,over and over again. I like people who change the script on things. Someone who's see's life differntly then others. Wes Anderson, Sofia Coppola, Larry Clark, Tim Burton and Quentin Tarantino ect. Now they know how to do a good movie, they don't repeat themself. You know what's also good. The work of director's, music video director. You watch that shit and you're like. How the helldid they do that?

Television:

To televison like a brother, i mean i grow up the nigga. It's only way you can get the news and porn. All in one tick of a button. Best thing ever!!! I'm not going to give names of all the show's i watch or anything because it to much. For me to type right now, but you name it. I watched it three or ten times. Trust me!

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis- Less then Zero, Rules of Attraction, The Informers, American Psycho, Glamorama and Lunar Park. Blair Mastbaum- Clay's Way. Alex Sanchez- So Hard to Say. Anthony Burgess- A Clock Work Orange. E.E. Cummings- 100 Selected Poems. Lois Lowry- The Giver. Oh! do magazine count?

Heroes:

I use to have heroes, but there not heroes if they don't save you or try to help you in some way. If i had to pick one. It would have to be my great friend Lourdes, because she sort of saved me(Lots of time)!

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