Jax

I'm from a small town in Minnesota called Montgomery, but I am going to school at St. Mary's University in Winona. I'm double majoring in English Literature with a Writing Emphasis and Criminal Justice on the path of Corrections and minoring in Psychology. Since I'd never be able to get out in four years with a double major/minor combination, this summer I'll be living with my cousin (one of my favorite people in the entire word!) at St. Scholastica and taking classes at the University of Minnesota, Duluth. I am generally pretty positive, but I am the most indecisive person you will ever meet. I'm also pretty shy until I get to you, which might be one of the reasons I hate confrontations so much. I also hate Peeps, and right now, I hate Kasey for chasing me around her room with one and am herby officially BANNING them from our apartment next year... Peeps and Pez... :-P
10 reasons to date a dancer ;)
10. We know all the positions
9. We have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation
8. We're used to having bruises on our knees
7. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
6. We're perfectionists: We'll keep going until we hit it
5. We can shake it like no other
4. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again
3. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty
2. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look
1. One word...FLEXIBILITY
When Girls Drink
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE CAN DO IT.
4. ON OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! WE LOVE THAT SONG!"
8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (WE THINK) CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. WE THINK WE'RE IN BED, EVEN THOUGH THE PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE BATHROOM FLOOR.
15.OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! What Mixed Drink Are You?