omgJasonReese - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Life is amazing. I make the best of everyday. Do you? I love my parents, my friends, and quite a few others who have made a significant impact on my life. Killians is the best beer ever. I hate slutty girls, huge turnoff. I support single mothers, but strippers should get a real job. Ignorance is not bliss. I create my own style and live in my own reality. Would you like to join me? Romance isn't dead, you just don't know me well enough. The Yankees killed baseball. If I am being sarcastic and laughing at you, try to keep up and flirt back. Boring people lose my interest quickly. Life is all about learning and growing everyday. If you aren't doing that, what the hell are you waiting for? If you expect things to be given to you rather than earn them then please, don't bother talking to me. Angry with me yet? Video games are awesome. Yes, I am a nerd. But, nerds are passionate. What are you passionate about? I am very good at cooking and cleaning. If you believe that makes me less of a man, you might want to consider reframing your perspective. Because the best gift you can give a woman is your time. Yeah, now you're getting the picture. I can do the moonwalk. If you don't ever get nervous, then life is obviously not important to you. Being nervous is okay, just don't wear it on your sleeve. Pick-up lines were made to be jokes, not ways to get laid. I am currently in college majoring in Psychology and Sociology. I have high hopes and dreams of being either a youth therapist or marriage counselor. Do I need to explain to you how to be cool? I love children. Innocent, cute, eager. What's not to love about them? Pigs are smarter than dogs. Interesting isn't it? I sleep naked. I was born a hero and I will die as a legend. I've been through some very crazy shit in my life. I still am a kid at heart and love having a good time. I regret nothing. Giraffe's have long necks. No seriously, they are HUGE. Way longer than you could ever imagine. You are not a princess for the sole reason of being born a female. Get over yourself. I'm real. You like what you see, so gimme some love. By the way my girlfriend owns you, no seriously she's undescribable... gg.

My Interests

Anything exciting, anything new, fast cars, hot & intelligent women, exotic food, beer, psychology, sociology, philosophy, all types of music, video games, traveling, anything outdoors, the beach.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Elvis, Hironobu Sakaguchi, Dick Vermeil, Michael Jordan, Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

Jay-Z, T.I., Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Gorillaz, George Thurgood, Three 6 Mafia, Rage, Common, Journey, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Yung Joc, Ne-Yo, Pharrell, Bow Wow, Chris Brown, John Legend, The Anniversary, some Classical music, some Techno.

Movies:

Fight Club, Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Vanilla Sky, The Hills Have Eyes, Sweet November, Goodfellas, Scarface, The Davinci Code, Silent Hill, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Led Zeppelin - The Song Remains the Same, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Butterfly Effect, A Walk to Remember, anything with Johnny Depp, Saving Private Ryan, Talladega Nights, The Anchorman, The Heroic Legend of Arislan, Berserker, Spriggan, Akira, lots of others.

Television:

King of Queens, Seinfeld, House, Grey's Anatomy, Everybody Loves Raymond, COPS, Smallville, SNL, That 70's Show, Hogan Knows Best (the ONLY reality show), Chapelle Show, Standoff, Southpark, One Tree Hill, DOL, old school Nick-at-Nite shit, more and more.

Books:

"The Origin of Conciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind", "The Selfish Gene", "Eat that Frog!"

Heroes:

My dad & mom, my grandmother, Michael Jordan, Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, Dick Vermeil, David DeAngelo, Mike Erwin, David Massey, Patrick Dempsey and of course... Batman