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Baberaham Lincoln

Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret

About Me

Honestly I'm just the boy next door. Give or take a few quirks. I can't help it if I am a magnet for crazy things/people. But hey, I'll complain when crazy shit stops happening.

The picture where I'm gleefully riding a shopping cart in the bread aisle best describes the magical world somewhat removed from reality in which I live.

I also really enjoy being part of teams. Team Fuck That Shit, Team Anti-Gemini, more than a few Team Awesomes. You know. Teams. If we have a common interest it's always more fun to have a title for it.

My top 16 are my favorite lifechampions.

Because it's important.

My Interests

making out, laughing at everything, dancing badly, drawing, writing, clothes, boys, bad movies, running, sexy parties, being dumb, spooning, asymmetry, caps lock, museums, huge sunglasses, making out again, Halloween, lasers, neon, highlighters, antics, making people laugh as I freak out to bad songs in cars, Scandinavia, Blythe dolls, nj state fair, deep sexy space

I'd like to meet:

Where the fuck are those dates I keep talking about? Where the dudes at (p.s. yes I don't do the ladies, huge shock)?

Music:

everything

Movies:

Polyester, Kill Bill, Suspiria, Mulholland Dr., Blue Velvet, Party Monster, A Dirty Shame, House of 1000 Corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Devil's Rejects, The Opposite of Sex, The Big Lebowski, Wet Hot American Summer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, I Married a Strange Person, 8 Femmes, Dirty Love, Mirrormask, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, both Jackass movies, Strangers With Candy, Idiocracy, Female Trouble, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

Television:

Drawn Together, Perfect Hair Forever, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, Strangers With Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, Degrassi, The State, Robot Chicken, Golden Girls, Wonder Showzen, Reno 911, Da Ali G Show, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Prisoner, Nip/Tuck. Okay so I like TV but I don't actually have a TV. Nice.

Books:

by David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs, also some really trashy shit

Heroes:

Deborah Harry.
David Lee Roth.
Pat Benatar.
Iggy Pop.
Dolly Parton.
Prince.
Angelyne.
Christopher Walken.
Nina Persson.
George Clinton AND Rick James.

Dexter Fishpaw.

Lu-Lu Fishpaw.
And, of course, Cher.

My Blog

I hate:

Not having money.Mostly just that, really.Should I sell some stuff? I am basically broke until my birthday in November.
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:41:00 PST

I only ever work all the time

At least this week anyway. 30+ hours. Yeah. Anyway. Busy is good. I really need to work on being hot again. And to get my paycheck. That's about it. I'm doing fairly well otherwise. I got offered a pe...
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:55:00 PST

So remember when...(PS I'm moving back to Jerz)

...I tried slightly harder to get dudes?  Yeah, so do I. Then again it was on the internet.  Oops.  Also, I quite enjoy not trying and being crazy a lot more than using the internet fo...
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

I think I want to use this piece of crap more...

...SO I CAN TAKE SURVEYS AHAHAHAHA kill mem y s e l f1. name: Ye Jonathan of Shmonathan2. birthday: 11-01-19853. siblings: Older seester and brudder4. hair color: Black5. eye color: Brown6. height: 5'...
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:13:00 PST

Jay Oh Bee (also known as employment)

So my training at Bath and Body Works starts on Friday.Garden State Plaza.  Come visit after I'm fully trained and stuff, creeps.  I'll also probably be able to get you stuff for way cheaper...
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:27:00 PST

Dates, where you at?

So I've decided that this summer I need to go on dates.Whether with hot babes or dudes, I don't really care.Dates with dudes would be way more relevant to my interests, of course.So yeah, if you're in...
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:18:00 PST

Uhh what (Dear Myspace)

Dear Myspace, I don't get why you're assaulting me with ads about gay sex personals sites but it needs to stop. Just because ads are "relevant to my interests" does NOT mean they actually are. Jeeeez...
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:14:00 PST

In which I explain M.C.M.

So yeah, M.C.M. stands for Motor City Maniacs, of which Casey and I are members of. Yep, a two-person gang. We're cool. No, you can't join.
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So yeah, LJ is dead or something for now.

That makes me sad. Maybe I'll use this. Not that I have anything useful to say. Why am I not asleep? What makes my inability to sleep like a normal person even better, however, is that come Mo...
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kalleje stuff again

I've been here at school for a month now. Well, that's cool. I guess. I overslept from trying to nap and now I must work. Such a chump.
Posted by Baberaham Lincoln on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST