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Macca

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it

About Me

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

My Interests

Movies:

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

Television:

Vincent, I never joke about my wife's happiness. What she wants, I get for her. Now, if you want this check to clear, you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife like the superstar you are while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends. Entourage

My Blog

My 21st Speech

I've known Macca for about 16 years now, we met sometime during year 1 back in the Lugarno Public School days. We went through primary school together, we we..'re constantly put in the same classes, ...
Posted by Macca on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:23:00 PST

Daft Punk Are Coming!

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Posted by Macca on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST