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I'm in love with things that either inspire me to laugh or that I don't understand...I want to understand everything...I once gave a bum a dirt flavored jelly bean when he was aggressively begging for food...My voice needs to go on a diet...I won't forgot the Chad...I like my grapes very firm...I have a strictly heterosexual obsession with Tom Ford...I used to watch Rock n' Roll Jeopardy with a pot and a spoon as my buzzer...I am a spy in the house of love, gathering clues to be used in the war of the affections...Wet cardboard really freaks me out!...I curse at my Zen Garden...I still wonder about that wolf in the Opposites Attract video...I love the word debauchery...I always squeeze the bagged marshmallows at the store...I love men in pea coats...I like it when adults remember how to think like children...I like fashion, but hate wearing clothes...I'm a slave to the dark beat...I love watching the world come alive in the morning, but can never figure out why it went to sleep in the first place... Good girls don't, but I do...When I heard about the national air guitar competition a few years ago, I seriously thought about learning to play..."I deny myself nothing upon which my happiness depends"...I may be poor but summers are free...I want to taste the rainbow...I'm terrified that I will die before I make my mark in the world...I am infinitely annoyed by people who state their music tastes as "everything but country", or something equally vague! If you can't more specific about your music tastes, you can't have a soul...I let my tape rock until my tape popped...First chance I get, I'm gonna tell you I love you and prove it...Leo, Leo, Leo!...I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...If you turn me on to anything, you better turn me on tonight! My Online Portfolio