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My first name, and middle initial, are spelled out by the first letters of the last six months of the year: JulyAugustSeptemberOctoberNovember December.
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My brain makes me laugh in the morning.

If you have never seen the TLC show "Little People, Big World", then the dream I had this morning will sound less weird. I had been awake once or twice already, but fortunately I wasn't yet satisfie...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:45:00 GMT

A fake memory at a Diner

HumilityI used to sink right in to that navy vinyl booth.And I would lean over, way over,pressing my face up against the window,until the window wasn..t cold anymore,and then slowly pull it away, focu...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 19:24:00 GMT

A few words, about society, and growing up.

Academic PursuitFor the boy born An owl, the first fall From the nest landed him On his feet, which had never Been further from him.His peach peel lipCurls, as he eyesThe flyers, and handbills Hung fr...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 19:09:00 GMT

Confusing Words

Confusion 1Palm sweat transfers to the table top.His eyebrow lifts revealing a sore spot,Not before a bird can sing a lazy sonnetFrom the hat of this magician trying to stay honest.A humid race pits b...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:51:00 GMT

A bit of social commentary centered around the oft used, and misused word 'like'.

Modern IsmMany things important, like today, Are very like, andI mean like.Like speaks through fiber optic vocal cords incased In thin, pale rubber.Belief in like is belief in gravity.But, when like l...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 15:04:00 GMT