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.apriljane.

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About Me



i'm so exciting, my nickname is Grandma.
i'm working on my magical, magical time machine.
until then i'm a sewing and craft fanatic, avid people-watcher, and bargain-o-holic.
i heart clearance sales!
i have a wicked anti-social streak, and i see way too many movies.
for real.
i'm deathly allergic to cats, i can't stand to talk on telephones, i refuse to watch network news, and i'm the world's biggest Indiana Jones fan.
i also have one of the weirdest online wishlists ever.
i am proud to be a nerd.

My Interests

check out my :: g-narly homepage :: although it's still under construction.
in the meantime, you can view my nerdiness , or view the rest of my dork wonders , or post about my utter geekiness .

I'd like to meet:

peeps, yo. peeps. at least eight fingers and some teeth.

Music:

// check out my ever-lengthening jukebox. i heart variety. //

Movies:

// i heart movies. almost all of them. try to stump me. i've probably seen it. //

Television:

// nip/tuck //all things law and order // lost //buffy // // firefly // married with children // golden girls // athf // trinity blood // family guy // robot chicken // sex and the city // heroes //

Books:

//all the king's men // a clockwork orange //the phantom tollbooth // no exit // choke // the plague // all things kurt vonnegut and chuck palahniuk //

Heroes:

dolly parton: you can have big breasts without being a pornstar. or a drag queen. or a hooker.

dubbya: nepotism works, and works real good, y'all.

exes and former friends: proving every moment of everyday that i really am smarter than i look.

My Blog

Nostalgia: tastes like chicken.

I like to randomly prove things.1.) I've been a nerd for a long time.2.) I look pretty much identical to my teenaged self if I weren't overweight.3.) I need more motivation to inflict the food-nazi tr...
Posted by apriljane on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

The sorta-beauty of Cinco de Mayo.

At Lamar's I heard a brilliant bathroom conversation last night:girl 1) so, we can, like, get flights to Tampa for 40 bucks on alliance air now.girl 2) oh my god, like, they're so ghetto. they drew on...
Posted by apriljane on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:18:00 PST

Go Spidey, Go!

Because I like to be first...and also because I failed to turn my firewall on, I figured I'd go ahead and write my Spidey III blog.I'm an aries. We like to lead the pack.That being said....although th...
Posted by apriljane on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:41:00 PST

And then there was.....Fuzz.

This week had been sort of a gloom and doom bit for me in a bevvy of ways, so today I got my pick-me-up fix, courtesy of the magic of cinema.Movies can do that for me. I'm a therapist's worst nightmar...
Posted by apriljane on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

I noticed you have an Avatar...I have one, also. Wanna do it?

So, I've really become a addict when it comes to icons and avatars for the micellany of boards I post on. That being said, I've made a bunch of icons, and I thought I'd distribute them for all you fel...
Posted by apriljane on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST

Anime This!

Wondering where I've been?Me too.Here's the d.l....On Friday, I headed up to Murf-vegas, ate grub, watched tv, sewed, and hung with C-dogg and Laura (a.k.a., Mrs. Soon-to-be-Devin. hee hee...).On Satu...
Posted by apriljane on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

Kilgore Trout...out.

Oh Noes!I just heard, courtesy of Leigh..My literary hero, all-time favourite writer-- EVER-- died last night!R.I.P., Kurt Vonnegut.You have no idea how sad this is!Part of why I despise my birthday i...
Posted by apriljane on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

The Easter Bunny wants you! Your soul, that is.

The Easter Bunny Hates You Have you seen this? Now you have. Is it just me, or is it funny that a dude dressed up like a bunny is beating the krap out of people?The pool ball in the sock a...
Posted by apriljane on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

Tag team, yo!

Remember that song? Whoomp, there it is? Good times.I miss the nineties.twice tagged because everyone loves Grandma, right?heh heh.wait...that means i have to do double!damnit.Here goes-- 7 random, wh...
Posted by apriljane on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

Indy IV: Escape from Assisted Living!

So, I've been somewhat psychotically awaiting this new movie.Well...somewhat's an understatement. I'm so excited that when I read updates, I get all giddy. Grandma loves Indiana Jones!It helped Grandm...
Posted by apriljane on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST