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About Me

put music to our troubles and we'll dance them away.

i'm convinced that hogwarts is an actual school. i'm also pretty sure that the host of legends of the hidden temple is a pedophile. california will always be my #1. i want to make a career out of writing headlines for fark. i once fell down a mountain and now use it as an awesome story to tell. i think some people only like me because i'm indestructible. i co-created the greatest game in the history of mankind. i'm also responsible for bringing pink death to the east coast. speaking of drinking, we found the best happy hour deal, ever.

i am a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

chuck palahniuk. bradley whitford. kurt vonnegut. jon stewart. phillip seymour hoffman. stephan colbert. f scott fitzgerald. elliott smith. matt skiba (again). ben gibbard. barack obama. ruud van nistelrooy. dave eggers. chuck klosterman.

also, please keep your distance if you're "kind of a big deal" or "at the disco".

My Blog

everyone's a critic, but hey, they really respect your talent

   
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:31:00 GMT

downtown, lights will be shining

every scream went bleeding through these paper walls and all the make-up in the world couldn't hide the scars. i leave today, i'm packing light: a suitcase, some toiletries. the rolling hills and will...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:18:00 GMT

flip the sirens, hit the lights, close the doors and i am blind

one year ago today, i fell down a mountain. most of you know the story so i won't re-tell it (because god knows how many times i have), but it still seems weird to me. there are so many aspects o...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 01:27:00 GMT

how the rest of my year is going to be spent

on wednesday i saw my first NHL game since april 4, 2004. needless to say it was amazing. keith carney gave me a puck after warm-ups. here are some pictures of the joyous occasion... petr sykora &nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 22:58:00 GMT

broken pews and empty aisles

religion has always been an intriguing subject to me. i don't know if it's the history, the believers, the stories or maybe it's the problems that have risen because of it, but whatever it is i love t...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 13:45:00 GMT

ode to greatness

"Ode To Greatness"by Ashley Ayres to describe myself in 3 words is easy: better than you. yes, i know, that may seem cocky of me to assume such a lofty position, but if the shoe fits. i came to this r...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:05:00 GMT

this is what it looks like on the inside

i: am sarcasticenjoy starbucks with my friendsthink driving is the greatest thing everhave an obsession with "the west wing"stay up late and then wonder why no one is online to talk toam not a playa, ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 00:03:00 GMT

yeah, i'm going to hell

in case there was any ever doubt regarding this fact, here is a conversation jenn and i had just to reserve us a spot there: yepimabuckaroo: i wish my stupid boyfriend for queers wouldnt be so grou...
Posted by on Thu, 19 May 2005 18:04:00 GMT

its the little things that count

so im watching the west wing season finale (which is amazing might i add) and they are at the democratic national convention. the convention was filmed at the pond! how great is that?! two of my f...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:16:00 GMT

you wouldnt know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat

lately i have come to some realizations. certain people have greatly disappointed me...in ways i would have never imagined. but thats their own decision, just know thats its too late. your remorse won...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Mar 2005 22:18:00 GMT