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Forest?

It's a misconception to think that a step in any direction is progression. -Canibus

About Me

Hello, my name is Forest. I'm 22 and in the Navy. People describe me as super awesome. I'm overweight, underpaid, substantially clueless, and moderately tolerable. GO STEELERS!!!
This is for women:
I can't read body language and I don't practice etiquette, so if there is a message you would like to convey to me, just fuckin' say it. Don't assume that I have any clue what you're talking about unless you say it bluntly.
WHAT SUPERHERO AM I?
Your results:
You are THE FOREST! The Forest 99.9% of germs! Meat Popsicle 60% $47 60% Chronically Retarded 45% Invitro 42% Catwoman 40% Beer 35% Adam West 25% Hockey Puck 25% Dust Bunny 20% Confused 5% You light babies on fire! Hooray beer!

My Interests

Perhaps.

I'd like to meet:

If you want to REACH ME , if you want a pizza, I don't care 'cause I'm not here...
But, if you would like a PIZZA sometime during the next few days, maybe I can have it delivered to you, or maybe I will staple it to you.
I don't care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni and little 9mm BULLETS on it.
Find the links in this section to see 'Arnold's Pizza Shop', my friends list, and some other shit I already forgot. Later days. -Forest

Top Ten Songs for October
1) Timeline - Leffusium*
2) Seasons - Chris Cornell
3) Unfortunately - Prong
4) Rising - Termanology
5) No Return - Canibus
6) What You Got - Reveille
7) Dance With the Devil - Immortal Technique
8) This Life - Primer 55
9) Get Out of My Way - Cormega
10) Limo Wreck - Soundgarden
*Leffusium has not recorded it. Yet.

Useless Commentary: Three bands remain from last week. Primer 55 moves down a few notches, while Prong and Reveille lead the charge of rock bands on the rise. Chris Cornell enters the charts with two bands, his solo work and Soundgarden. We'll see how he fares against the thought-heavy verbal assault from Canibus, Termanology, and Cormega.

Music:

Wooden Spoon + Pots & Pans

Movies:

Jousting in Markie's yard. Using real humans for steeds. And some fantastic hats.

Television:

Not so much...

Books:

Crichton, Wells, me, King, Koontz, Hawking, Feynman, and Dr. Seuss

Heroes:

Eh?

My Blog

Timeline

When I was sixteen, working at Annie's Restaurant in Cedar Key.I wrecked my Camry, my girlfriend dumped me,And I watched my father tear apart our family. It's so outta proportion, the way we feel and ...
Posted by Forest? on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST

Global Warming

Okay, I've gotta rant on this, because people are generally fucking retarded when they speak the phrase...GLOBAL WARMINGYes, it's true!  The world is getting hotter!  Ice caps ARE melting!&n...
Posted by Forest? on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

Top Ten Songs From People I Know

So here are the ten greatest songs ever written by people I've spent a lot of time with.  All of these people are brilliant in their own respects.  Some, like Lucky, are nerdy overachieving ...
Posted by Forest? on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

My Words Are Hollow

[For the oceans, lakes and rivers that never answered my questions.]If you've never seen the river then you never will remember,The days when artificial additives were all I could focus on.We chose tw...
Posted by Forest? on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

And You Loved the Impossible

-Forest O. Leffew[To Alex, Bee, and every real man/woman who will always be by my side.] In this place where dreams are born,A moldering attic still clings to dustLike the last particle...
Posted by Forest? on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Just Breathe

Just Breathe -by Shroomy and The Forest [mostly Shroom] I'm thinking of something.Seconds in a car crash.Best left to the dead.Hands pressed to the glass.Face first through forever.We never should hav...
Posted by Forest? on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

Synthetic Existence

Synthetic Existence-Forest O. LeffewWhat is left to say to the girl?They cauterized her world.What is left to say to the parents who cauterized the girl?They left an empty shell where a beautiful chil...
Posted by Forest? on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST

Honda Civic Si Pictures

By now, y'all have seen the red car from my default pic.  That is my '92 Acura Integra LS.  [LS = Lucky to Survive]I've got another one now.  A 2005 Honda Civic Si Hatchback.  This...
Posted by Forest? on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

Notion of Perfection

Notion of PerfectionMusic - Josh Gillenwater (thanks!)Lyrics - Forest O. Leffew (written inside the Pacific Ocean)Lady's wedding night.Moonlight shines down on the procession in her possession.She is...
Posted by Forest? on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:37:00 PST

A Guy Named Super

A Guy Named Super-Forest O. Leffew & RJ Cannon[25 Mar 06 Minden, DE, en route to Berlin, DE, via train.We took turns writing sentences, like a Staggered Story.  -FoL] A guy named Super.Super ...
Posted by Forest? on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:17:00 PST