Hungry ... and cold ... and hunted |
Hungry ... and cold ... and hunted
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -I know I'm human
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Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:18:00 GMT |
Ways I dont want to die |
I don’t want to die by choking on chewing gum, so I don’t eat it.I don’t want to die trapped in a narrow tunnel underground, so I don’t go down there.I don’t want to shri...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:50:00 GMT |
Block Delete Spam Abuse |
When you open a message, Myspace asks you straight away if you want to:- Block User- Delete From Friends- flag as Spam- report Abuse... It doesn't offer the opportunity or encourage you to:- Open Your...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:49:00 GMT |
Hiding behind my phone |
Mobiles phones are great. Whenever I see someone coming - like a neighbour or 'acquaintance' - who I don't want to have to pretend to talk to, or make small talk with, or even a fake smile and 'hello...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:39:00 GMT |
Axe Murderers - just say no |
Why do Axe Murderers get their own category? We don't talk about 'Gun Murderers' or 'Pillow Suffocating Murderers' or "Pushing Thumbs Into Eye Sockets Like In Blade Runner Murderers'.I don't think we ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:57:00 GMT |
I Love Her |
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:57:00 GMT |
I spoke to God today. |
I spoke to God today.The first thing She said was don't listen to all those people who claim to speak in her name. They are just people like you or I, and what they say is just their opinion - they ha...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Scaredy Cat |
Why are some cats friendly, some shy, and some complete scaredy cats?Is it genetic, or learned behaviour?I need to know.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:42:00 GMT |
Wednesday the Fourteeth of February |
The doorbell rang this morning, it was an old guy from parcelforce with a package for next door. He had false teeth and they fell out while he was talking to me! He caught them in his hand and acted l...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:59:00 GMT |
Grrrrrr bloody Myspace, bloody computers! |
i just spent ages writing up a crappy blog about something and everytime i went to post it it came out all stupid with the bottom section missing and some stupid formating problems and i'm sick of it ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:40:00 GMT |
