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Beth is...
"...pretty good looking for a girl."
"...a genius science girl."
"...a hopeless romantic. You're just hopeless."
"...an evil doctor rocket science monster with capabilities to destroy the entire universe."

Warning: may contain strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

"Now this girl...absolutely beautiful, sweet as pie...is the greatest child God ever put on this earth...but you do not wanna mess with her when she hasn't had her medication...in a dark, deserted alley. She will, I repeat, she will rip your head off. This girl is a carnivore."

"I [am] nothing more than a goddamn trendy-ass poser."

Beth-Amphetamine is a crime fighting super hero with a lust for attention and disgust of all things evil. With her swarm of nanobot wasps filled with a variety of venoms, her charm, wit, thigh-high stocking with garters, and a closet of mini-skirts, she plans to rid the world of evildoers and take it for herself.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Michio Kaku, Perry the Platypus, Vincent Bugliosi, and many others

My Blog

My Least Favorite Phrase

Recently, my least favorite phrase has become "it'll look good on a resume."As a junior, I have many classes with soon-to-be-graduating seniors and other stressed-out juniors. A recent topic of discus...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:13:00 GMT

Observations from The Land Down Under

I was flipping through a school newspaper today when I came across this article:"Observations from The Land Down UnderRecently the Mass Communications Special Topics class took a trip to Australia and...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:17:00 GMT

I saw this sign today.

Let me start with some background information. There's a big homeless campaign going on on campus this week. It's a bunch of rich Christian kids thinking they're doing something good for society by sl...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:00:00 GMT

I saw this truck today

I know I posted a blog yesterday, but I couldn't let this opportunity pass me by.I saw this truck as I was walking from lab back to my dorm. It was a large Ford pick-up truck, already bigger than anyt...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:04:00 GMT

I saw a rainbow today.

I saw a rainbow today.It had been a long time since I had seen a rainbow and an even longer time since I had stopped to admire a rainbow.It was an ordinary rainbow. It had all the colors, but nothing ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:15:00 GMT

My Musical Profile

Today, while sitting and waiting for my materials chemistry class to begin, my friend Angaza, once again, asked me the following question:"Beth, what kind of music do you listen to?"Angaza, my African...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:30:00 GMT

2008: A Space-Time Odyssey

As we enter the new year, it's always nice to sit back and reflect upon the past year. I feel like each year of college I grow more towards who I really want to be. This last year had it's ups and dow...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:11:00 GMT

16 Facts About Me

I stole this from Facebook. The deal there is you tag 16 people and post 16 random facts about yourself. Since you can't tag people in a blog on MySpace, you can choose to do it yourself or not. So he...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 08:40:00 GMT

The Last Question by Isaac Asimov

I read and enjoyed this story very much. Now it's your turn.-BethThe Last Question by Isaac Asimov © 1956 The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time wh...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:14:00 GMT

Beth-amphetamine is a unicorn.

You'll probably never meet another one like me. -:) Beth
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:34:00 GMT