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Fuck the whales

About Me

Well many people think i enjoy killing whales as my main hobby, well shut the hell up, cause it is, i also like a cup o tea when i am sharpening my fucking spear. I also do enjoy playing bassmasters online, when i am home on me island at nights, afterwards, i reload my muskets and change the oil on my Galleon. Well... other than that i like to slaughter those fucking piece of shit asswiping whales and blast those fuckers to the moon with my harpoon and musket, fucking mongrels. Fuck with me and my occupation, i will blow your head off with my 2 pound musket. Feel free to talk to me, i enjoy a good conversation and talking about the things i love, whales. Dont you women try to seduce me, i hunt whales, not women, so fuck off. NO UGLIES. MyGen Profile Generator

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One day i hope i find a woman capable of handling the speargun as good as i can, and who is able to load my muskets faster than I, NO RED HAIRED BITCHES. id also like to meet Gerard Pirotte, the most righteous fucking whale hunter in existence next to I.

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