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Austin

SPARTANS! - Tonight we dine........IN HELL!

About Me

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My Interests

Having fun, Airfix test piloting, Guns, killing animals, Cheese, jokes, Going out. Getting better... Due to a electronic inter-web fookup the jukebox has now gone (Sniff!) - However, check this muzac out instead, Tekken 2 FIGHT!

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Brook ;-) Alan Partridge - REO Speedwagon - Steven Segal - A Nymphomaniac with a housework fixation - The A team - Eric cantona - Charles Hawtrey - Jesus (to apologise) - * IF YOU ARE A 'HEALTHY' NIGERIAN LADY, I DON'T CARE! - I have never met you and I don't want to marry you.

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Music:

Hard House, Techno (yah!), Trance, Happy Hardcore, Commecial dance, 80's (esp.House) & da Old Sckool Hip Hop - Oh, and Michael Jackson!

Movies:

SF & comedy! Ski School II and jingle all the way. Police academy for Many, many, many reasons.

Television:

Football & comedy & Any french films late at night where you think there MAY be some sex in but you are never sure where - the excitement! (and tiredness next day!)

Books:

Brett Easton-Ellis, Dean R Koontz, Terry pratchett, JRRT and any GOOD SF - Also books about Gerbils and Mr men.

Heroes:

Homer Simpson and Jay Miner. Manchester United. Maggie Thatcher. MY son !
Only Amiga makes it possible... $ $ $ Dollar, Dollar $ Bill!

My Blog

Everyone is so friendly.............

how r u? im vhann 24 yrs old from philippines...im separated and have one 4yo old kid..i want u 2 be my friend and know u more if u dont mind? can i have ur yahoo id? mine is ava_venezia21 & u can...
Posted by Austin on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:27:00 PST

What an offer!

hey whats up? i was lookin around myspace and saw we live pretty close to each other so i thought id be cool and tell you about this site. there are TONS of chicks in our area lookin to get the dick o...
Posted by Austin on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:14:00 PST

meh

Beer really is nice.  I'm drinking some now...
Posted by Austin on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:13:00 PST

Hi Sweetie...

Hello , what handsome,cute man Like u doing on dating site.My name is fhemmy, 30 years From USA Ohio But sometime i was there In Montana , butte for a vacation Of two weeks but now am IN southafrica a...
Posted by Austin on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:39:00 PST

Phase II

It's been a good few weeks, United smashed AC & Roma in the CL and my own team in second (almost 1st) in the Norfolk FA county 5ives league...Summer is on the way and a long standing personal issu...
Posted by Austin on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

WTF

Next message (see prev. blog)"how are you? i hope we could meet one day....have a chat...drink.. and.... i am of oriental descent, working in South london... -peter"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo...
Posted by Austin on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Spazzy message I get number 1

I wish I'd done this months ago becuase these are so funny - I will post cut and paste of all the stupid messages I get - here are the first 2 today...."hello dear how are u? am comfort from ghana can...
Posted by Austin on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

Warmer, so much warmer...

I just moved my PC through to the living room so i can surf and play games etc. in comfort rather than in the conservatory, where it's literally freezing! This means: 1: I keep getting distracted by...
Posted by Austin on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

F*CKED OFF!

I'm ill. Had a bad tummy and the shivers yesterday and now I've got a cracking headache and a sore throat.... I HATE BEING ILL.
Posted by Austin on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

I know, I know...

Have not done a blog for ages! Been busy! Briefly, Went on hols to Portugal and It was grrreat (in Tomy tiger voice) BUT: House still not sold as some educationally sub-normal cretin at the botto...
Posted by Austin on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:18:00 PST