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About Me

Nothing surprises me anymore, and I can hardly hear anyone really speaking most of the time. My goal within the next year is to buy a really expensive camera, fake my own death and get the fuck out of the scenes for a while. I like foods that are shaped like dicks because they are the best kinds! I also think everyone should drink a 40 and take benzodiazapines every once in a while because my friends, we have all been taking ourselves too seriously lately!

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I took the Twilight Quiz & I'm ALICE CULLEN!!!
I'm too sexy for human blood!!!! _____________________________________________________I took the Metalocalypse Quiz & I'm NATHAN EXPLOSION!!..
Nathan Explosion Signature by ~ apophysisuser on deviant ART
I knew I had an infinitely black heart!!
Minor Threat - Out Of Step

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0puJVi2xJpQ

This song fucking rocks my socks off!


Dystopia - backstabber
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZz3pOi8MM

The ultimate song for those of you who have been stabbed in the back!


Face To Face - Blind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrV1r-S_e8

Music video by Face To Face performing Blind with Darren Doane [Video Director], Keith Markinson [Video Editor], Ken Daurio [Video Editor] (C) 1996 A&M Records


Awwwww. Good times!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fernando Torres, Brad Davis, W, Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, Snoop, Kirsten Dunst. Lotsa people. People are fun to look at.

My Blog

SO AWAKE

K, so I thought the ashtray was just a funny pic I drew until tonight, but now like my ashtray table is saying I've been up all night. I want to do like daytime stuff. It's so annoying that everyone I...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:26:00 GMT

Mxpx - Move To Bremerton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKtB1Oij-EgMxpx - Move To Bremerton TOOTH & NAIL RECORDS (P) (C) 1995 Tooth & Nail Records. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction is a violation of applicable l...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:22:00 GMT

Face To Face - Blind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrV1r-S_e8Music video by Face To Face performing Blind with Darren Doane [Video Director], Keith Markinson [Video Editor], Ken Daurio [Video Editor] (C) 1996 A&M Record...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:19:00 GMT

early cuyler squidbillies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Q35q4CYgo Hahahahaha!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:03:00 GMT

Dan Deacon & Liam Lynch - Drinking Out of Cups

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0 Captain Knots! This is hilarious.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:11:00 GMT

That's it. I figured it out! I know how to start fixing me...

 Ahhhh to be sleepy at the appropriate times. Guess it's just not for me. My sister Natalie called me today to ask questions that dad wanted to ask but knew that I probably wouldn't tell him if he did...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:05:00 GMT

Holy bag of mashed up asshole...

Sooooo. I have always been like SUPER immune to drugs. Big bad ones, medium bad ones, & over the counter ones. For example, If my friends feel like partying & takin like one percocet for themselves, I...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:34:00 GMT

Acting your age...

I am a vindictive bitch. I find 'vindictive' to be the best word to describe it. You cross me once, I have nothing but hate for you for eternity.Jesus. I spoke with Jessi and Edna tonight, and I reali...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:25:00 GMT

The Prank... dun dunn dunnnnnnn...voicemail!! AAAAAAH!!

Jeez.How many birthdays do you have to have to grow out of being a douche nozzle?I think the last time I prank called somebody was when I was in like 4th grade. You know, like before I grew a pair and...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:14:00 GMT

Hi!

I totally did this crazy thing. Some of u got to see it on Friday, but I have fixed it, sort of. My hair is like a more normal shade. I couldn't stand the blondeness. It was like blinding. I felt like...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:15:00 GMT